Friday, March 07, 2014

Musket Mitch


1. "Now, let's storm the Ensure factory."

2. "You Tea Party kids get out of my party."

3. Somebodyshould take that thing away from him before he hurts somebody. By "that thing," I mean his senate leadership post. He can keep the boomstick.

4. "Look at me, I'm a Drum Majorette!"

5. "My hands are, in fact, cold and dead. Molon Labe."

13 comments:

Double the U said...

You guys are the ones that like guns, right? So look I brought a gun to make you think I support you. (Symbolism, and it works.)

GregMan said...

"See this? The next one of you d@mn conservatives who calls me a 'RINO' gets it right between the eyes!"

GregMan said...

"It's very old, doesn't shoot straight, and it's not loaded. For some reason my wife says it reminds her of me."

Dr. Doom said...

When Mr. McConnell joined the Senate, that weapon was a state of the art piece of US Army ordinance...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Karnak: buggy whips, flintlock rifles, Mitch McConnell
Ed: Name 3 things that are totally obsolete.

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$310?? C'mon, you clowns have deep pockets and you expect to buy my vote for a lousy $310? Hell, I could get more than that on eBay.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heckler in audience: I knew Charlton Heston and Mitch, you are no Charlton Heston!

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No way should you pay for their pills and condoms and abortions!! Just grab your rifle and coat hanger and force them to get married or fix things in an alley like we did in the old days!

jimmy said...

A hush falls over the room as Mitch McConnell enters the 2016 Democratic Convention, brandishing the broomstick of the vanquished Hillary Clinton.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and even if you return the rest of the products, keep the rifle as our gift."

Steve O said...

Following Joe Biden's advice doesn't always work out as you might expect. Well, actually I suppose it does.

Dr. Doom said...

"The chair recognizes Mr. Cummings...", intoned Mr. McConnel, "... and gives him 5 seconds to stop caterwauling and get out of range..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"See this? Obama wants to take this away from you! Do you want that to happen?"

Audience: "NO!"

(confused)"What... what do you mean, no? I was led to believe the answer was going to be, 'YES'? Are you guys saying that you want to... resist Obama?"

November can't come soon enough.

Steve O said...

Why doesn't this picture have 200 comments???!!!

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