Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The Japanese Are Very... Odd


1. Breastfeeding flashbacks can be socially crippling.

2.Say what you will about weird Japanese game shows, but I think The Price Is Right could benefit if "Molest the Tower of Boobs" was added to its games.

3. "It's got me!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    The Playtex genetic research team dreams about this.

Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
The Japanese version of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall has generated a surprising number of converts...

Best of dadoctah
    Once word got out, the lines for The Lady Gaga Experience were around the block.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    AIEEEE!!!! Gorga comes!!

Best of Double the U
    It is about time they had a store at the mall to keep men busy for a couple of hours while their wives shopped.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!! Hirrary!"

Best of Submariner
Low budget monster flicks from Japan are always so entertaining. Is this character's name "Nipponstra?"

Best of Dr. Doom
    Looks like the nerd trap is working...

20 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Something's GAINED in Translation
Apparently, the instruction sheet for Mattel's new Build-Your-Own Total Recall 3-Breasted Alien blow up doll is printed in Manga.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I think the Japanese version of a Rock Climbing wall could catch on!

-OR-

Komikosan's St. Paddy's Day float won a first place ribbon but was immediately confiscated by the NYCPD weilding a Jane Doe warrant.

-OR-

The Playtex genetic research team dreams about this.

dadoctah said...

Once word got out, the lines for The Lady Gaga Experience were around the block.

dadoctah said...

Staging a comeback, Mummenschanz kicks it up a notch.

chronos the wonder pig said...

AIEEEE!!!! Gorga comes!!

Double the U said...

It is about time they had a store at the mall to keep men busy for a couple of hours while their wives shopped.

Anonymous said...

Abreastalypse Now

Anonymous said...

Milk, milk, every where, Nor any drop to drink.

Kaptain Krude said...

"AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!! Hillary!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Jun Lee had to explore this phenomenon. It seemed that no matter where he went in the store, the tower always seemed to be watching him.

Kaptain Krude said...

"How ironic. The very same low temperature that causes these magnificent globes to become much firmer also causes my very own personality to shrink in size. I must meditate upon this."

Submariner said...

Kaptain Krude said...


"AAAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!! Hirrary!"

There, fixed it for ya. (One of my first thoughts as well but you beat me to it.)

Submariner said...

Low budget monster flicks from Japan are always so entertaining. Is this character's name "Nipponstra?"

Submariner said...

The sucking sound abruptly ended along with the screaming. After a pause, a snicker emanated from the Titteh monster "I guess it's true what they say about Asian men as well..."

Dr. Doom said...

The Japanese version of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall has generated a surprising number of cinverts...

Kaptain Krude said...

I bow to you, Subbie!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This Day in History #182 - The day the last modicum of decorum died.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Impromptu memorial inside the XXX Video Palace honoring a loyal patron who died of heart failure after renting Mt. Fuji Boobies for the 500'th time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: We're here observing a unique bait station set out by the FBI to catch sex predators. Unbelievably, it seems to be working.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the nerd trap is working...