Monday, March 03, 2014

The Old Run Around


1. M'Chel's queefs are harder to outrun than a Hollywood movie explosion.

2. Safe School Czar must be giving away free kiddo pr0n again.

3. Let me guess, Free Village People Reunion tickets on the South Lawn. 

4. Fleet's in.

5. "The Flash was supposed to let me, um, win so I would, um, look good. Schedule his ass for an audit."

Best of Double the U
Hey Joe, whatta ya say we put on a shirt, tie, dress pants, dress shoes and then fake running short distances around the Casa de Blanco while cameras record this silliness?

Best of Submariner
    M'Chel held a press conference to say she's "No longer proud of Amerikkka..."

Best of Submariner
    "Red Rover, Red Rover;
    Send the idiot on over."

Best of Submariner
    The White House cheff must be making Collie and rice for dinner.

Best of jimmy
    "Some little girl set up a lemonade stand on the north lawn? Quick, Joe! We must crush that little infidel and her capitalistic dreams before others get ideas!"

Best of Dr. Doom
    In a perfect world there would be an angry mob with torches and pitchforks chasing them...

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Quick Robin, to the Buttcave," shouted the President. The Vice President has come to dread Cosplay Fridays at the White House...

Best of Dr. Doom
    In a perfect world, Mr. Obama would be yelling, "Wait ma'am you left your car keys on the table..."

23 comments:

Double the U said...

Hey Joe, whatta ya say we put on a shirt, tie, dress pants, dress shoes and then fake running short distances around the Casa de Blanco while cameras record this silliness?

Double the U said...

If Obama had a son he would run with him, instead he took Joe.

Anonymous said...

tiptoe thru the two twits

Anonymous said...

Rebooted Rocky 3: Apollo Creampuff trains Zombie Mick

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, the Soros-preferred, first version with Bammy starting the commercial by telling Joe "Let's roll..." didn't test well with the racist Amerikkkan crowd and the DNP had to film a second spot.

Submariner said...

M'Chel held a press conference to say she's "No longer proud of Amerikkka..."

Submariner said...

"Hurry Joe; Mikala's paternity test results are in and I want to know who the idiot was that hit that!"

Submariner said...

"Red Rover, Red Rover;
Send the idiot on over."

"Oh c'mon guys; that's only Barry; we'd have asked for the 'tard' if we wanted Uncle Joe..."

Congressional recess games were sometimes beyond the Administration.

Submariner said...

The White House cheff must be making Collie and rice for dinner.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

puff puff puff.. wait up! 'Chel dropped her eatin shovel, distracted by those pastries you tossed. Smart move. Acted just like metallic chaff countermeasures against heat-seeking missiles!

-OR-

Obamalama squeals: "First fresh watermelon delivery of the season. I got dibs!"
Save me a slice, you pig!

jimmy said...

"Some little girl set up a lemonade stand on the north lawn? Quick, Joe! We must crush that little infidel and her capitalistic dreams before others get ideas!"

Dr. Doom said...

In a perfect world there would be an angry mob with torches and pitchforks chasing them...

Dr. Doom said...

"Must... let.. President... win,", thought Joe, "But the gate is coming up... well at least I got him to leave his umbrella behind..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Quick Robin, to the Buttcave," shouted the President. The Vice President has come to dread Cosplay Fridays at the White House...

Dr. Doom said...

Biden: "Who let Putin in there sir?"
Obama: "Do you think he saw us?"

Dr. Doom said...

In a perfect world, Mr. Obama would be yelling, "Wait ma'am you left your car keys on the table..."

Submariner said...

When you see this on the TV around noon you instinctively KNOW you'll be hearing about a new tax at 5...

Submariner said...

AoM!
AoM!
All... I said... was... I want... to be... your... pool... boy...

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Well, we'll show Putin who the real surrender monkeys are!"

Submariner said...

Joe and Barry successfully lose their carbines while practicing for the 2-twink, hundred-meter, gun-drop relay demonstartion event at the Paris Olympics.

Steve O said...

It's Putin calling... long distance!

GregMan said...

Comrade President: "Run, the peasants are revolting!"

Slow Joe: "But they always were revolting, what's different now?"

mega said...

Chief of Staff: "Next person who fails to turn the TV off when Putin comes on, is fired on the spot. You all feel me?"