1. "No, Larry I said we were 'Fudd-Packers.' As in, we're packing guns and we're going after Elmer Fudd. What the hell did you think I said?"
2. Security was heavy at this year's Plushy Convention.
3. "Oh, yes. You *will* participate in the yiffing."
4. Japan misunderstands yet another holiday.
5. "... they call it a 'Royale with cheese.'"
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Next year, in Jerusalem!
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The EB Tactical Unit preparing to deliver eggs in Detroit...
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This is why you should never make that left turn at Albequerque.
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No guys! I said the BLM standoff was at the Bundy Ranch, not the Bunny Ranch!
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Wait. Hef's got a kill squad?
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Mexican drug lords show off some of the weapons they tricked Elmer Fudd, errrr, I mean Eric Holder into giving them.