Monday, April 21, 2014

Codename: Cottontail

Brender


1. "No, Larry I said we were 'Fudd-Packers.' As in, we're packing guns and we're going after Elmer Fudd. What the hell did you think I said?"

2. Security was heavy at this year's Plushy Convention.

3. "Oh, yes. You *will* participate in the yiffing."

4. Japan misunderstands yet another holiday.

5. "... they call it a 'Royale with cheese.'"

Best of Aaron Rodger's Number 4
    Next year, in Jerusalem!

Best of Dr. Doom
    The EB Tactical Unit preparing to deliver eggs in Detroit...

Best of fo steB
    Blackwatership Down

Best of Dactyl
    This is why you should never make that left turn at Albequerque.

Best of curly
    No guys! I said the BLM standoff was at the Bundy Ranch, not the Bunny Ranch!

Best of dadoctah
    Wait. Hef's got a kill squad?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Mexican drug lords show off some of the weapons they tricked Elmer Fudd, errrr, I mean Eric Holder into giving them.

17 comments:

Aaron Rodger's Number 4 said...

Next year, in Jerusalem!

Dr. Doom said...

The EB Tactical Unit preparing to deliver eggs in Detroit...

Dr. Doom said...

Nothin' to see here folks - move along now...

Dr. Doom said...

The BLM SWAT Team unwinding after strip searching a busload of nuns...

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for Obama Administration foreign policy (except for the ordinance of course)...

Dr. Doom said...

"Alright that's it," shouted Mr. Fluffles, "The Tooth Fairy is going down and she's going down HARD..."

Anonymous said...

Blackwatership Down

Dactyl said...

Looks like somebody didn't get the bowtie memo.

Dactyl said...

Trix are for kids? We'll just see about that...

Dactyl said...

This is why you should never make that left turn at Albequerque.

Submariner said...

The Secret Service has taken on new procedures to preclude being identified when the scope out the tail ahead of a Presidential visit...

curly said...

No guys! I said the BLM standoff was at the Bundy Ranch, not the Bunny Ranch!

dadoctah said...

Wait. Hef's got a kill squad?

Submariner said...

"We're your worst nightmare; bunnies with attitudes..."

The reason it wasn't 'The Easter Bunny Clause...'

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rumors from the KGB hint that Putin's clever new plan to re-arrest the Pussy Riot girls is based on his favorite novel, Alice in Wonderland.

-OR-

Mexican drug lords show off some of the weapons they tricked Elmer Fudd, errrr, I mean Eric Holder into giving them.

-OR-

Trick or Treat in Chiraq (aka Chicago) isn't just for Halloween anymore.

-OR-

TOM! I told you to stop pointing that thing at my crotch!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Just hop in, threaten the teller and then hop away with the cash??" You didn't really think this caper through, did you Rufus?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll bet we get on VthK, but I hope they don't misspell Cottontail.