Monday, April 21, 2014

Harvey and SCOAMF

Free For All


Best of Dr. Doom
    Now all we need is a Cheshire Cat and this Alice in Wonderland Presidency will be complete...

Best of Dactyl
    It seemed like a real honor to sing the anthem at the White House. Unfortunately young Timmy is scared of both rabbits and clowns, and being up there with one of each proved to be too much.

Best of Best of
    That's eyeshadow only a hooker could love--and the rabbit's shade too.

Best of curly
    Silly rabbit! Twits are for pigs!

Best of dadoctah
    Worst. YMCA dance. Ever.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Biden picked the perfect Easter Sunday go to meeting outfit, didn't he?

Best of Submariner
    m'Chel's thawt bubble; "They's fried rabbit, an' baked rabbit, an' rabbit gumbo, an' rabbit stew, an' braised rabbit wit turnips, an' rabbit-n-noodles, an' rabbit-n-rice, an'..."

25 comments:

Whacko said...

The presidential seal needs to be displayed one imaginary character to the right.

Submariner said...

Only one of these characters knew the words of the Star Spangeld Banner farther than "Jose, can you see?" and he's the one still singing...

Dr. Doom said...

Now all we need is a Cheshire Cat and this Alice in Wonderland Presidency will be complete...

Dr. Doom said...

President Obama unveils his choice for Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff (hint: it is not the rabbit - Fluffy is taking over as the President's Lead Negotiator for the Ukraine crisis)...

Dactyl said...

It seemed like a real honor to sing the anthem at the White House. Unfortunately young Timmy is scared of both rabbits and clowns, and being up there with one of each proved to be too much.

Submariner said...

"...and it's my GREAT honor and pleasure to introduce to you, a giant among world leaders, a man amongst men, an America-ca--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
C'mon, Mr. Carney; I just can't say straight-faced that this clown's a 'patriot!' You gotta write a different line for me." Rehearsals didn't go so well for the anal egg roll on the west lawn..."

Anonymous said...

That's eyeshadow only a hooker could love--and the rabbit's shade too.

Anonymous said...

Franklin from Peanuts whines after the Red Baron ate Snoopy.

Anonymous said...

These are not the rails and pile of white stuff I thought they'd put in front of me.

curly said...

Silly rabbit! Twits are for pigs!

dadoctah said...

Worst. YMCA dance. Ever.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "If I had a son, he probably couldn't sing either..."

Submariner said...

That bubble; "A couple of years and I'll be taking this boy to Man Country, and I guarantee he'll come back a MAN after my own heart..."

Submariner said...

V - recommend you reverse the Hilldawg and kitten's pictures on the top scroll. Then the shooting stance will offend some and Hill's expression would make total sense...

chronos the wonder pig said...

Someone want to tell me where M'Chel's hands are?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden picked the perfect Easter Sunday go to meeting outfit, didn't he?

-OR-

Biden: Boss, this is really humiliating.
O: Maybe you'll think about that before put your foot in your mouth again.
Biden: I can't help it if I admire Putin's machismo.
O: You just earned another week in the rabbit suit, Bugs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Historians would later note that it was such a sad day for Amerika when the official national symbol was changed from an eagle with talon of arrows to a disarmed bunny wabbit with a carrot that Obamalama wisely decided to pardon himself at the end of his term.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble: If a black rapper and an 8-foot tall rabbit doesn't prove I'm anti-islam, nothing will.

-OR-

Jay Carney: So, my job's secure now, right?
Bammy: I guess, but 'Chel said something about a new rabbit stew recipe so keep your ears to the ground.
Carney: Very funny. She's giving me the eye again.
Bammy: Just toss a chocolate egg over the rail to distract her.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I pledge allegiance to myself,
and not the United States of America.
And to the republic for which it stands
This nation is under Me
With lost liberty and found social justice for my supporters!"

Submariner said...

For the monors:

Barry: "You'd do it for Randolph Scott..."
Crowd: "RAN.DOLPH.SCOTT!"

Submariner said...

Ford and Arthur, 2nd and 3rd from the right, never got used to the results of engaging the Infinite Improbability Guide.

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Submariner said...

m'Chel's thawt bubble; "They's fried rabbit, an' baked rabbit, an' rabbit gumbo, an' rabbit stew, an' braised rabbit wit turnips, an' rabbit-n-noodles, an' rabbit-n-rice, an'..."

Submariner said...

Evidently, the "Brown Note" is NOT a myth, and everyone was surprised when rapper 'Little Hak P'tuey' nailed it during the anthem.

All except BO; he just giggled and enjoyed it.

The Expendable said...

"This is the first time in my adult life that I'm proud of my country" - E. Bunny