Friday, April 25, 2014

Hockey Tot



Threadwinner: dadoctah
    Rob Ford: The Legend Begins.

V the K
Two men enter! One man leaves! Two men enter! One man leaves!

Best of of
    Suckling little Henry on the blood on innocents paid dividends come playoffs.

Best of Jay Guevara
    "You assholes are running up debt I'm going to spend my life paying off!"

Best of jimmy
    "Check out those cheerleaders! Now THAT's what I call a buffet line!"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    5 bucks says the robot takes Barry in 2 rounds.....

Best of Dr. Doom
    Fans of the Saskatchewan Thunder-Cunts start pretty young. Opposing players dread being sent to the 'penalty box'...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"PACKERS! WOOOO!" Nobody has ever accused the residents of Green Bay of being the sharpest skates on the ice.

Best of Submariner
    Brett Fahvre, the early years.

Best of Submariner
    Jeff Dunham momentarily forgot he wasn't on stage with Peanut; leading to a court injuction to remain at least 1500 feet away from his wife and children during the divorce proceedings...

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suckling little Henry on the blood on innocents paid dividends come playoffs.

Anonymous said...

I wanna a Blood Orgy, Crosby! Scramble their brains--not yours!

Jay Guevara said...

"You assholes are running up debt I'm going to spend my life paying off!"

Artfldgr said...

Being a feminist i got rid of his dad so that he wouldn't behave like this Clara, whats going on?

jimmy said...

"Check out those cheerleaders! Now THAT's what I call a buffet line!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

5 bucks says the robot takes Barry in 2 rounds.....

Anonymous said...

Baby learns that cheerleaders are not ubiquitous in the NHL

Anonymous said...

All that breast milk out there--and they're just skating on it?! Put down those sticks and bring me lactating tits!

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Fans of the Saskatchewan Thunder-Cunts start pretty young. Opposing players dread being sent to the 'penalty box'...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kids Model Parents
For the next 15 years Mom's going to remind Dad about a certain 3-burrito lunch and how he fist pumped and yelled Yeah! all evening in front of little Buford.

dadoctah said...

Rob Ford: The Legend Begins.

anomalous said...

NOOOOOO! What is this? I thought they were going to be cartoon penguins!

anomalous said...

In 2014 President Obama signed the Violence in Sports Control Act outlawing the use of cartoon animals and racially derogatory stereotypes as team mascots. The President said, "Just as tobacco companies shouldn't use cartoon camels in their advertisements, sports teams shouldn't use mascots that are designed to appeal to young children."

Steve O said...

In another 17 years, when his high school graduating class is putting together baby pictures for the yearbook, that kid is going to sleep with the homecoming queen.

I guarantee it.

Kaptain Krude said...

"PACKERS! WOOOO!" Nobody has ever accused the residents of Green Bay of being the sharpest skates on the ice.

Submariner said...

Brett Fahvre, the early years.

Submariner said...

Blast from the past:

SOTG encounters his first smelly pirate hooker.

Submariner said...

Jeff Dunham momentarily forgot he wasn't on stage with Peanut; leading to a court injuction to remain at least 1500 feet away from his wife and children during the divorce proceedings...

Submariner said...

"BOOBY!"
"NOW!!"

curly said...

"We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye... and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards. America's chickens are coming home to roost."

Submariner said...

Over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

HELL NO!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After a nonstop 3-hour screaming tantrum, Elsie Dwinglemyer took a candid cell phone photo seconds before outfielder Carlos Jose Dominguez Rodriguez Himanez Inglediazipam (AKA #43) beaned the brat with a well-aimed hardball and the crowd CHEERED!