Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Little Kim Tours His Gigantic Aquarium

Brender 



1. "Ravender walls? What faggot picked ravender for the the walls? Tear it down, start over!"

2. Jackie Chan leads an All-Star cast in Fantastic Voyage II: Inside Sandy Fluke's Yeast Infection. 

3. "Check it out; Dennis Rodman's trying to mate with a octopus."

4. "At last, I will have the freshest sushi in the Orient. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha."

5. Knowing that the dictator of North Korea has a walk-in aquarium makes M'Chel Obama's extravagances slightly less impressive; but only slightly."


Best of chronos the wonder pig
    "Where Easter Bunny? Obama got Easter Bunny..."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Taking the tunnel under the DMZ, Kim gets ready to put on a dress & become - Kim.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    One tuning fork away from a united Korea

Best of curly
    “John Kerry’s ass is…is..simply MAGNIFICENT!”

Best of Best of
The fart amplifier is ready for your divine wind, o great one!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    "Where robot? Obama got robot..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    You have to give them credit, Venerable Portliness, this is a damned purty escape tunnel.

Best of Submariner
Dear Reader: "So this what gerbir feer rike in habit-trair up my anus? He rucky, rucky rodent!"

 

18 comments:

c said...

"where easter bunny? Obama have easter bunny...."

Anonymous said...

"Under the sea, under the sea,
There'll be no accusations,
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea."

Submariner said...

What you tarking about, Wirris? This no "Habit-trair..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

Taking the tunnel under the DMZ, Kim gets ready to put on a dress & become - Kim.

Dr. Doom said...
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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fleshy-Faced Dictator: Where are awrl de fishies?
We think the creaning crew eats them.
I'm told 4000 civirians lost their rives making this back entrance to my seaside virra?
Yes, your honorabrawl eminence.
Then, you have food for more fishies! Get me more fishies! Rots and rots more fishies!
Yes, your honorabrawl eminence.

-OR-

Next time one of those Crinton's visit, put them in fat suits and ret the porar bear pray with them for our amusement.
Yes, your honorabrawl eminence.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

They just don't move around rike reawr fishies.
Your honorabrawl eminence, the citizens can onry hoewd their breath so rong.
Rats. Okay, we can name this AquaPark's Porpoise tank. Rook, there goes Fripper!

Son Of The Godfather said...

One tuning fork away from a united Korea

Son Of The Godfather said...

FatBob SquarePants

Son Of The Godfather said...
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curly said...

“John Kerry’s ass is…is..simply MAGNIFICENT!”

Anonymous said...

Great Lenin's Glass Case! Always remember to articulate the mannequin for each photo shoot.

Anonymous said...

Peasants literally were wrung like dirty dish towels for water to fill this tank, which pleased the dear leader to tears.

Anonymous said...

The fart amplifier is ready for your divine wind, o great one!

Dr. Doom said...

KJU: "That fish ignored your grorius reader, take down his name Chan Ree Ho and have him sent to reeducation camp - and these too they ugry..."
CLH: "That is our reflection in the glass sir..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Where robot? Obama got robot..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You have to give them credit, Venerable Portliness, this is a damned purty escape tunnel.

Submariner said...

Dear Reader: "So this what gerbir feer rike in habit-trair up my anus? He rucky, rucky rodent!"