Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Master Race Baiters

Brender



1. "Why ain't all the White People dead yet?"

2. "Triple whip out on three!"

3."Anal Easter Egg Hunt? Dudes, I am SO in."

Best of Best of
    Hey, where the white women at?

Best of Dactyl
Moments later, the sun struck Barry's left ear in full, creating a concentrated ray of light that bounced off Spike's glasses and Al's gold tooth to reveal the true location of the Ark of the Covenant.

Best of dadoctah
I don't know how you can call it a reunion concert when not one member of the original band shows up.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Al please don't stand so close to me," instructed the President, "I hear the outfit is not too happy with you..."

Best of Submariner
You bring up Tawanna and I'll bring up you being on the down-low during Benghazi. Do we understand each other?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, where the white women at?

chronos the wonder pig said...

Master Baiters race to the finish.....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why is I here?
Obamalama is struck with the sudden realization that he has nothing in common with these jive ass clowns.

-OR-

O: Spike, you want her for a movie and Al, you just want to do her? Okay, guys, I'll ask NSA to try to find the ogress.

-OR-

The black version of Where's Waldo was a big hit with inner city yoots.

Dactyl said...

Moments later, the sun struck Barry's left ear in full, creating a concentrated ray of light that bounced off Spike's glasses and Al's gold tooth to reveal the true location of the Ark of the Covenant.

dadoctah said...

I don't know how you can call it a reunion concert when not one member of the original band shows up.

Dr. Doom said...

"How should I know where Jesse is," complained Al, "You are supposed to be the clean and articulate one..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Al please don't stand so close to me," instructed the President, "I hear the outfit is not too happy with you..."

Dr. Doom said...

Al: "When is the Easter Egg Roll this year? I need you to hook me up with some tickets..."
Spike: "Yeah you might want to pass this year, Barry put the Safe Schools Czar in charge of it and he changed the format. It is now called the 'Anal Egg Hunt'..."
Barry: Yeah and besides Barney Frank grabbed all the tickets for him and his interns anyway..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Al: I has to admit, Biden's right. In dis light you is pretty articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. Wanna get a motel room?

-OR-

Al: Spike is one weird ass mofo.
he's right behind me, ain't he?

WordVerify: fusalti - US-made fusilli, more salt, less wheat

Submariner said...

You bring up Tawanna and I'll bring up you being on the down-low during Benghazi. Do we understand each other?

Submariner said...

Rev "Tell M'Chel I used to use eatin' shovels too, back in the day. But look at how slim, trim an' racy I is now since I started using reg'lar tableware..."
Spike "Ain't nobody got time for dat."
Barry "Time, hell; ain't no future in dat!"

Submariner said...

"Five second ball rest, Mr. President?"

Submariner said...

Like that, Barry? I can set you up with him if you wipe my record...

Submariner said...

Sorry, Barry; you ain't black enough for Spike.