Monday, April 14, 2014

My Precious-s-s-s-s-s






1. Cankles responds to a sudden, horrible flashback of the time she felt the loving touch of a man.

2. "I'm melting! What a world! What a world!"

3. "And then I crush the testicles between my palms, like so..."

4. "Um, your Marty Feldman isn't too badd, Mrs. Clinton; but you're auditioning for the role of Frau Blucher."

5. Shallow Hal was a little surprised to see absolutely no difference in Hillary before and after the spell.

Best of Best of
    "No, it's pronounced, 'Eye-gore.'"

Best of Submariner
    Thought bubble; "What difference does it make? I'll tell you what difference it makes: If I just take enough big, left-wing-leaning, government-handout-taking, low-information-filled, Democrat-voting cities by a 75-25 margin, all those fly-over, throw-away states don't mean anything in the electoral college and I'll be President for AT LEAST 8 years..."

Best of Best of
    Begun the crone war has

Best of Dr. Doom
    "...so then I told Huma just grab them like this and twist HARD," related Mrs. Clinton, "Then maybe he will learn to keep it in his pants... It certainly worked for me."

Best of Best of
   Inspiring boomers everywhere, Snidely Whiplash continues working well into his twilight years despite the osteoporosis affliction.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Hillary's reaction to the CNN reporter's question about having to debate Joe Biden in the upcoming Democrat Primaries...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Having caught the podium rat in her gnarled hands Hillary wastes no time scarfing it down raw.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No, it's pronounced, 'Eye-gore.'"

Submariner said...

When I found out about Lewinsky, I was like,"Hot da-amn! I got Bubba right where I want him now. He'll be endorsing me no matter what he REALLY thinks of my abilities..." Mwahahahahahahaahhahaah!

Submariner said...

"...and I'll get your little hypo-allergenic dog, too, Barry!"

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "What difference does it make? I'll tell you what difference it makes: If I just take enough big, left-wing-leaning, government-handout-taking, low-information-filled, Democrat-voting cities by a 75-25 margin, all those fly-over, throw-away states don't mean anything in the electoral college and I'll be President for AT LEAST 8 years..."

Anonymous said...

The Wizened Witch of the Stretched

Anonymous said...

Begun the crone war has

Submariner said...

Hilldawg chortles low and to herself, sounding disturbingly like Barney with a new child to love...

Submariner said...
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Anonymous said...

Recreating where she was when the 3 AM Libyan phone call came in, Hillary mounts the sybian as a stand in for Huma Abedin.

Dr. Doom said...

"...so then I told Huma just grab them like this and twist HARD," related Mrs. Clinton, "Then maybe he will learn to keep it in his pants... It certainly worked for me."

Dr. Doom said...

"Just what I always wanted. My own little constitution. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...", chortled Mrs. Clinton.

With apologies to Looney Tunes...

Dr. Doom said...

What happens when a moonbat sees its reflection...

Anonymous said...

Pantsuit-o-mime

Anonymous said...

Inspiring boomers everywhere, Snidely Whiplash continues working well into his twilight years despite the osteoporosis affliction.

Anonymous said...

Leather tanned, ready, and relaxed-fit for 2016!

Anonymous said...

Don't let the cankles fool you. Coiled with a cackle always chambered, Hill's poised to strike terror in all within earshot without warning.

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary's reaction to the CNN reporter's question about having to debate Joe Biden in the upcoming Democrat Primaries...

Dr. Doom said...

Actually a Hillary presidency could help to restore some form Amerikkkan influence abroad. If you were Putin would you want to sit across the negotiating table from that?

Dr. Doom said...

If Hillary is elected will that make Bill the first black First Lady as well as the first black President?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

V
Having caught the podium rat in her gnarled hands Hillary wastes no time scarfing it down raw.

Submariner said...

Woah; Helen Thomas has really let herself go!

Submariner said...

ORA

"This man has no neck!"