Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Oh, Her...


1."Oooh, right in the balls. Sorry, Hillary."

2. Some people just don't have Gavin Newsom's complete lack of gag reflex.

3. "Boob belt... too tight... can't breathe."

4. "Damn... that's the biggest chalk-faced whore I've ever seen."

5. "OMG, Pelosi's face is melting. Is it the botox failure or is the psilocybin kicking in?"

Threadwinner metalgarth
    Actually, the first annual Ebonics Spelling Bee was much harder than anticipated

Best of Submariner
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Hillary?

Best of Submariner
    m'Chel finds out eatin' shovels are on back-order.

Best of Dactyl
    Michele's Rodney Dangerfield impression is surprisingly good.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Barry be out of a job in 2 years & that NBA owner be a Billionaire who needs a new girlfriend...hmmmm...

Best of curly
    “…and if I still had my real uni-brow eyebrows from before the sex change procedure, they would be raised to indicate the contempt I have for the bitter clingers out there.”

Best of Best of
    Calgon for Klingons, take me away!

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Feelings....
    nothing more than... feelings."

Best of satted
    "Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire"

Best of Submariner
    You know how to whistle, don't you, m'Chel? You just pucker up and blow... oh... OH!
    Uhhhh, never mind...

    Please stop.

    PLEASE

30 comments:

Submariner said...

m'Chel responds to her hubby's latest approval ratings.

Submariner said...

Wachutalkin'bout, Hillary?

Submariner said...

What, EXACTLY, do you mean Barry, when you tell me "You can only go to Hawaii for one week on your next vacation."

Think VERY carefully before you answer.

Submariner said...

m'Chel reacts to the first non-softball question asked of her hubby by a real reporter.

Submariner said...

m'Chel finds out eatin' shovels are on back-order.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The "Look"
Ask any bleeding heart liberal why blacks deserve vastly more attention, pandering and financial assistance than those suffering in Appalachia or on native reservations and this is the typical, erudite response.

-OR-

Eyebrow Spasm - if it lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.

-OR-

Botox needle musta hit a nerve.

-OR-

Those things look like they're about to take flight.

Dactyl said...

Michele's Rodney Dangerfield impression is surprisingly good.

Anonymous said...

cunstipation

Dr. Doom said...

"Say what - how dare you ask me about my hotel bill?" demanded the First Lady, "Don't you make me call the flying monkeys..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

Barry be out of a job in 2 years & that NBA owner be a Billionaire who needs a new girlfriend...hmmmm...

metalgarth said...

Actually, the first annual Ebonics Spelling Bee was much harder than anticipated

curly said...

“Creeeeeeeeepy….”

curly said...

“…and if I still had my real uni-brow eyebrows from before the sex change procedure, they would be raised to indicate the contempt I have for the bitter clingers out there.”

Anonymous said...

Calgon for Klingons, take me away!

Anonymous said...

Who fears short shorts? Our ham hocks fear short shorts!

Anonymous said...

She learns too late that "to purse one's lips" doesn't mean stuffing a Gucci up her coochy

Kaptain Krude said...

"Feelings....
nothing more than... feelings."

Whacko said...

"Ooooo! Tierra del Fuego! No I haven't vacationed there yet. I'll get the girls packed and leave tomorrow. Think I'll take the big jet this time."

satted said...

"Ooooo! Damn, another white boy linch'en... It's good to be the king"

satted said...

"Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire"

Submariner said...

"Ain't nobody got time for dat!"

Submariner said...

How DARE you ask me that!?!

Don't make me assume my real form... you wouldn't like it.

Submariner said...

You know how to whistle, don't you, m'Chel? You just pucker up and blow... oh... OH!
Uhhhh, never mind...

Please stop.

PLEASE

Anonymous said...

A contender emerges to challenge Medusa in the Resting Bitch-face Olympics

Steve O said...

Yes, yes, we've seen Police Academy too...

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, the new Star Wars movie has got everything in it, right down to a shaved Wookie!

Submariner said...

Barry done what to who at Man Country?!?!

John Schneider said...

Michelle Obama, training the new graduates of Madam Cherry's School for Wayward Girls, the fundamentals of their new profession

Anonymous said...

shart

The Expendable said...

You don't actually blow it, M'chel. That's just an expression.