1. ORA: "I like your choices, Kate. You made some very big decisions."
2. "When I said I was craving a Samoa, I meant a Girl Scout cookie. But this is also nice."
3. (Tattooed Dude) "Bitch, please. I'm not going to take fashion tips from a chick wearing an organ grinder monkey hat."
4. "Ah, I see Prince Edward has hired a new groomsman. How Lovely."
5. "Oh, good, the plumber's here. Smashing."
Best of Whacko
"I see, you need a weight belt to support your, ah, equipment. Yes indeed, Now just when do you get all oiled up for your wrestling match?"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
ORA: "Yes, YES, YEEESSSS!!!!"
Best of Artfldgr
No, of course us royals are not as uptight as the subjects, after all, look whats named after my cousin prince consort Albert...
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well this will never do," complained Kate, "When they told me I would be getting to meet the New Zealand All Blacks, naturally I assumed..."
Best of curly
Him: “…and in the exact middle of my butt cheeks is a non-tattooed image of Prince Charles.”