Tuesday, April 08, 2014

Oh, This Reminds Me, I'm Now Using Pale Moon as my Browser.

Brender


1. ORA: "I like your choices, Kate. You made some very big decisions."

2. "When I said I was craving a Samoa, I meant a Girl Scout cookie. But this is also nice."

3. (Tattooed Dude) "Bitch, please. I'm not going to take fashion tips from a chick wearing an organ grinder monkey hat."

4. "Ah, I see Prince Edward has hired a new groomsman. How Lovely."

5.  "Oh, good, the plumber's here. Smashing."

Best of Whacko
"I see, you need a weight belt to support your, ah, equipment. Yes indeed, Now just when do you get all oiled up for your wrestling match?"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    ORA: "Yes, YES, YEEESSSS!!!!"

Best of Artfldgr
    No, of course us royals are not as uptight as the subjects, after all, look whats named after my cousin prince consort Albert...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well this will never do," complained Kate, "When they told me I would be getting to meet the New Zealand All Blacks, naturally I assumed..."

Best of curly
    Him: “…and in the exact middle of my butt cheeks is a non-tattooed image of Prince Charles.”
    Her: “Bravo!”

17 comments:

Whacko said...

"I see, you need a weight belt to support your, ah, equipment. Yes indeed, Now just when do you get all oiled up for your wrestling match?"

Submariner said...

Might I see proof that "some of your tat's" are covered?

jimmy said...

"Thank goodness you came along when you did. For once the reporters will not be obsessing on what *I'm* wearing!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

ORA: "Yes, YES, YEEESSSS!!!!"

Jay Guevara said...

Kate: "I've got the same outfit!"

Submariner said...

Kate: "Will has the same outfit from his days in the service..."

Submariner said...

I've never seen THAT appendage do the "Queen Mum Wave" before!

Submariner said...

Why yes; yes I do believe your bicep is larger than my waist...

Artfldgr said...

I can tell you madame that Scotts and us Maori share a common custom about our dress...

Artfldgr said...

No, of course us royals are not as uptight as the subjects, after all, look whats named after my cousin prince consort Alpert...

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh dear no," replied Kate horrified, "You must be thinking about my Mother in Law..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Well this will never do," complained Kate, "When they told me I would be getting to meet the New Zealand All Blacks, naturally I assumed..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Oooh Harry, I just love it," gushed Kate, "How did you ever know I love to paint by numbers?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Well, of course, good sir, I'll pass your new uniform idea along to the Royal Armorer of the Queen's Guard straight away!

-OR-

Hollywood Factoid #1883 -
The first idea for a "How I Met Your Mother" conclusion was nixed by very influential but unnamed persons.

curly said...

Him: “…and in the exact middle of my butt cheeks is a non-tattooed image of Prince Charles.”

Her: “Bravo!”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's tempting, but I don't think the Queen Mum or the Prince would approve of me signing your tushie.

-or-

Oooh, Shirts & Skins! I'd love to play.

dadoctah said...

First guy who wonders aloud whether "the carpet matches the drapes" gets exiled.

captcha: iktrice prevented. What my anti-virus announced after it successfully chased away Heartbleed.