Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Signing Laws, Italian Style


1. And the distinuguished senator from Hooker Valley adds her signature to the legislation.

2. When signing Michelle Obama's mandatory flossing bill, some chose to dress for the occasion.

3. After Kim Kardashian's name suddenly appeared on the Declaration of Independence; all further Time Travel Experiments were forbidden.

10 comments:

GregMan said...

After the sex reassignment surgery, Joe The Plumber enjoyed a new career as a legislative aide.

GregMan said...

Suddenly the legislative stalemate was broken, and new laws began to be passed at a record rate.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ol' Subby's off to one side in full dress uniform. The sly smile means he thinking,
a) Worms in the rear
b) Great butt closure
c) I'd hit that!
d) Uh oh, my torpedo is arming itself.

-OR-

French PTA meetings are a mix of pomp and circumstance.

Dr. Doom said...

Sandra Fluke signs the congressional role for the first time. Onlookers secretly smile thinking of future 'joint sessions'...

Anonymous said...

Gee....

metalgarth said...

How do you spell 'stinkburger?'

Submariner said...

"Carpe Phlogiston said...
Ol' Subby's off to one side in full dress uniform. The sly smile means he thinking,"


e) Up, periscope...
f) Man butt-le stations...
g) I think I'm gonna like the newbies on this patrol...


Dactyl said...

No wonder Pelosi's voice is so nasally.

Submariner said...

Dactyl - that was crueler than buying Schumer a waterboard for his birthday. I'm gonna have to spend the next couple of paychecks just on eye bleach to get that mental image outta my mind... And I don't know if the periscope will ever go up again!

Kaptain Krude said...

As Sandra Fluke started writing all the names of all the men she was going to have sex with, the general covertly whispered to his aide. "More paper, man, more paper! We're gonna need a lot more paper!"