Wednesday, April 16, 2014

White Trash


1. "You're trash, girl. Nothing but trash!" Lisa's father's words echoed in her mind as she pondered her ironic predicament.

2. Finding a good spot to sunbathe in New Jersey can be a challenge.

3.  Oscar the Grouch paid well for whores who indulged his peculiar fetish.

4. Trash pick-up day at the Clinton Memorial Library.

5. The first human-dog cloning ran into some... challenges.

Best of Submariner
    Failure as a Clinton intern carries consequences...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Striking trash haulers returned to work once Grace and some other neighborhood women agreed to a deal.

Best of Best of
    I haven't been this turned on since seeing the chick in that Saw movie get tossed into the pit of used hypodermic needles.

Best of Dactyl
You have to bat the bitch on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, or she'll just keep getting in the trash.

Best of dadoctah
    Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey....

15 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Mama said I'd end up like this!"

Submariner said...

Somebody done throwed out a perfectly good whiteboy? ... um, girl?
Gaia! Who knows? They all look alike to me...

Submariner said...

Failure as a Clinton intern carries consequences...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Food sex can be fun, but I cannot believe garbage sex is going to catch on.

-OR-

Striking trash haulers returned to work once Grace and some other neighborhood women agreed to a deal.

-OR-

CDC report: Blondes are 7 times more likely than gingers to fall into dumpsters.
Darius complied with Officer Klein's request to unload his truck on the street. Low and behold, Ethel WAS inside. Again.

WordVerify: andUif An expression Hooked on Ebonics attributes to Al Sharpton.

Anonymous said...

Rejoice! O-care covers Trailer Park Acupuncture.

(Racoon therapy comes out of your pocket)

Anonymous said...

Nobody let Oscar the Grouch get the dirty girls for the next bachelor party.

Anonymous said...

I haven't been this turned on since seeing the chick in that Saw movie get tossed into the pit of used hypodermic needles.

Anonymous said...

Women have more places for the body funk to set in.

Anonymous said...

High maintenance chick

Anonymous said...

Abject fidelity

Anonymous said...

A feast for the senses, the art installation consists of yeast and menses.

Anonymous said...

Wild Things lurk oustide behind the Bada Bing

Dactyl said...

You have to bat the bitch on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, or she'll just keep getting in the trash.

dadoctah said...

Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey....

Submariner said...

No, no, no: I said I wanted dirty chic...