Wednesday, April 16, 2014
1. "You're trash, girl. Nothing but trash!" Lisa's father's words echoed in her mind as she pondered her ironic predicament.
2. Finding a good spot to sunbathe in New Jersey can be a challenge.
3. Oscar the Grouch paid well for whores who indulged his peculiar fetish.
4. Trash pick-up day at the Clinton Memorial Library.
5. The first human-dog cloning ran into some... challenges.
Best of Submariner
Failure as a Clinton intern carries consequences...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Striking trash haulers returned to work once Grace and some other neighborhood women agreed to a deal.
Best of Best of
I haven't been this turned on since seeing the chick in that Saw movie get tossed into the pit of used hypodermic needles.
Best of Dactyl
You have to bat the bitch on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, or she'll just keep getting in the trash.
Best of dadoctah
Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey....