Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Adolescent President


1. Baked out of his mind, the SCOAMF walked around the visitor's line at the White House insisting, "I'm a MOOSE. GRRRRRRR!"

2. "... and after I double dog dared Puting to invade Ukraine, I did this."

3.  The SCOAMF shows the masterful debating skills that won him a sport on the Harvard Law Review.

4. "You'll be enslaved to my debts for the rest of your life; how do you like that, Crackah! Thpffffft!"

5. All the onlookers shared one thoughtbubble: "OMG, we elected this incompetent clown 2c. WTF is wrong with out country?"

Best of dub
    Jokes on him....he'll NEVER get re-elected acting like this.

Best of Jay Guevara
    "Uh ... Mr. President ... the Supreme Court Justices are over here."

Best of Best of
    Hillary gave an evil smile just as she shoved the palm of her hand into the SCOAMF's chin and lopped off his tongue.

Best of Dr. Doom
    The President provides his standard response to another FNC Reporter asking about Benghazi...

Best of Dr. Doom
    The crowd always loves it when the President does his Joe Biden impressions..

Best of Submariner
    I love these old "Our Gang" shows, but when did Buckwheat start wearing a suit?

Best of Dactyl
    Okay Mr. President, you show me your war face and I'll pretend to be scared.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Damn, teleprompter must be down again......

Best of jimmy
    "I've spent all the treasury money on Obamaphones, food stamps and welfare to buy my votes. No money left for your detestable military health care. Nyah!"

Best of marco
    A routine meeting between the SCOAMF and Sec. of State Clinton, circa winter 2009.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "So then I told her, I told her, 'M'chelle, I've hidden your eating shovel, and only I know where it is. Now, I'd like to discuss the eating and smoking arrangements.' Then, just for the hell of it, I threw in one of these."

Best of Jay Guevara
    ORA: "Show her your nuts!"

22 comments:

dub said...

Jokes on him....he'll NEVER get re-elected acting like this.

Jay Guevara said...

"Uh ... Mr. President ... the Supreme Court Justices are over here."

Anonymous said...

Hillary gave an evil smile just as she shoved the palm of her hand into the SCOAMF's chin and lopped off his tongue.

Dr. Doom said...

The President provides his standard response to another FNC Reporter asking about Benghazi...

Dr. Doom said...

Shortly after outing the CIA's Afghanistan Station Chief, the President accidentally reveals the secret DNC handshake on a public thoroughfare in Washington DC. It seems his presidency truly is transparent...

Dr. Doom said...

The President reveals his latest foreign policy decisions through the medium of mime. As an added bonus his teleprompter crew got the day off...

Dr. Doom said...

The crowd always loves it when the President does his Joe Biden impressions..

Dr. Doom said...

Lets see is it life imitates art or art imitates life? I can never remember...

Rodney Dill said...

Who goose the moose?

Submariner said...

Musta had his eyes dilated if he thought that was Ed Hennery...

Submariner said...

I love these old "Our Gang" shows, but when did Buckwheat start wearing a suit?

Dactyl said...

And then, it froze like that. Should've listened to Mom.

Dactyl said...

Okay Mr. President, you show me your war face and I'll pretend to be scared.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Damn, teleprompter must be down again......

jimmy said...

"I've spent all the treasury money on Obamaphones, food stamps and welfare to buy my votes. No money left for your detestable military health care. Nyah!"

marco said...

A routine meeting between the SCOAMF and Sec. of State Clinton, circa winter 2009.

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then I told her, I told her, 'M'chelle, I've hidden your eating shovel, and only I know where it is. Now, I'd like to discuss the eating and smoking arrangements.' Then, just for the hell of it, I threw in one of these."

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then I told the press, 'You guys are going to cover me favorably. I know it, you know it, America knows it, everybody in the world knows it. So why don't I show you what I think of you, and America too!' Boy, were they pissed! But what could they do?"

metalgarth said...

Foreign Policy... 2015 style!

dadoctah said...

...and in a single instant, WiFi reception for the neighborhood was the best anyone had ever seen!

Jay Guevara said...

Is there such a thing as too dignified?

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Show her your nuts!"