Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Asian Mail Order Brides ... You're Doing It Wrong
1. Elliot Rodger's Prom Picture explains a helluva lot, doesn't it? (Too soon?)
2. Whatever is going on here is way more interesting than that Kanye-Kardashian thing. But then, so is oatmeal.
3. Thailand's first (lady)boy band, "Burning Sensation," scored huge with their international hit, "Me Love You Long Time."
4. When Barney Frank orders Oriental Take-Out.
5. Ang Lee was the surprise choice to direct the sequel to Bridesmaids.
Best of Best of
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Stay tuned for a sneak preview of the new hit MSNBC series, Brother Wives of the Aspacher! Watch as the Aspacher visits Man County to propose to "Barry".
Best of Dr. Doom
I bet Aspacher Catering has this wedding reception in the bag, um... tied up, er... nailed down... oh well you get the idea...
Best of metalgarth
After all those years of China's "one child" policy and after getting rid of the daughters... it was bound to happen
Best of Submariner
How can you have a 5 person boy band and not have a single tenor or bass voice?
Best of Dactyl
Man, those transgender beauty pageants aren't even trying any more.
Best of dadoctah
Four out of five brides think strapless is the way to go.
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When I was your age, it only took *two* fairies to sing the prayer that invokes Mothra.