Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Asian Mail Order Brides ... You're Doing It Wrong


1. Elliot Rodger's Prom Picture explains a helluva lot, doesn't it? (Too soon?)

2. Whatever is going on here is way more interesting than that Kanye-Kardashian thing. But then, so is oatmeal.

3. Thailand's first (lady)boy band, "Burning Sensation," scored huge with their international hit, "Me Love You Long Time."

4. When Barney Frank orders Oriental Take-Out.

5. Ang Lee was the surprise choice to direct the sequel to Bridesmaids.

Best of Best of
    Pai Gown

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Stay tuned for a sneak preview of the new hit MSNBC series, Brother Wives of the Aspacher! Watch as the Aspacher visits Man County to propose to "Barry".

Best of Dr. Doom
I bet Aspacher Catering has this wedding reception in the bag, um... tied up, er... nailed down... oh well you get the idea...

Best of metalgarth
After all those years of China's "one child" policy and after getting rid of the daughters... it was bound to happen

Best of Submariner
    How can you have a 5 person boy band and not have a single tenor or bass voice?

Best of Dactyl
    Man, those transgender beauty pageants aren't even trying any more.

Best of dadoctah
    Four out of five brides think strapless is the way to go.
    - or -
    When I was your age, it only took *two* fairies to sing the prayer that invokes Mothra.
 

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Mistress Mary, Quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With Silver Bells, And Cockle Shells,
Sing cuckolds all in a row."

Anonymous said...

Pai Gown

chronos the wonder pig said...

Barney Frank's "Hot Breakfast"

Submariner said...

In his dream version of "7 Brides for 7 Brothuh's," President 'Numerically Challenged' has a personal roll with each of the "brides" until Rahm makes his appearance.


Yes, monors, the spelling was intentional...

Submariner said...

Bra size for each is "Pad Thai."

Submariner said...

At least THESE weddings won't have a "Crying Game" surprise ending...

chronos the wonder pig said...

Stay tuned for a sneak preview of the new hit MSNBC series, Brother Wives of the Aspacher! Watch as the Aspacher visits Man County to propose to "Barry".

Dr. Doom said...

I bet Aspacher Catering has this wedding reception in the bag, um... tied up, er... nailed down... oh well you get the idea...

I want to apologize for the above bit - those responsible have been sacked...

metalgarth said...

After all those years of China's "one child" policy and after getting rid of the daughters... it was bound to happen

Submariner said...

"Our ancestors would be SOOOOOO proud!"

Submariner said...

If Tevye was Chinese.
And Buddhist.
And ghey.

Submariner said...

Ancient Chinese secret?!?

Dr. Doom said...

I'm sure there is an 'always a bride's maid never a bride' joke in there somewhere...

Submariner said...

How can you have a 5 person boy band and not have a single tenor or bass voice?

Dactyl said...

Man, those transgender beauty pageants aren't even trying any more.

dadoctah said...

Four out of five brides think strapless is the way to go.

- or -

When I was your age, it only took *two* fairies to sing the prayer that invokes Mothra.