A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
This is my bagel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My bagel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bagel is useless. Without my bagel, I am useless.
We're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been slinging hash for 200 years! We're ten and one!
I love the smell of blueberry syrup in the morning. Smells like victory.
This is my omelett,This is my gun,One is for eating,The other for fun...
I'll have an order of waffles with strawberries. And a box of 5.56x62 LAP green tips...
The importance of punctuation, vol. 2: "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."The importance of punctuation, vol. 3: "Let's eat, Grandma!"
I'd like an order of lean, mean bacon and eggs for this lean, mean fighting machine of mine.
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