Monday, May 26, 2014

Fail

Weasel Zips

7 comments:

Dactyl said...

This is my bagel. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My bagel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bagel is useless. Without my bagel, I am useless.

Dactyl said...

We're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been slinging hash for 200 years! We're ten and one!

Dactyl said...

I love the smell of blueberry syrup in the morning. Smells like victory.

Submariner said...

This is my omelett,
This is my gun,
One is for eating,
The other for fun...

Submariner said...

I'll have an order of waffles with strawberries. And a box of 5.56x62 LAP green tips...

Jay Guevara said...

The importance of punctuation, vol. 2: "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."

The importance of punctuation, vol. 3: "Let's eat, Grandma!"

Submariner said...

I'd like an order of lean, mean bacon and eggs for this lean, mean fighting machine of mine.