Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Getting So a Tranny Can't Walk Its Chicken Without Raising a Fuss

………………Russ in Oregon



1. Barney Frank is really enjoying his vacation in Paris.

2. John Kerry never should have bet that his mad diplomatic skillz would keep Putin from invading Ukraine.

3. Anything to avoid covering Benghazi, huh, MSDNC?

4. Some high school seniors go all-out on graduation pictures.

5. One begins to understand why Putin outlawed this kind of sh-t.

Best of Submariner
    Johnny Weir unveils his new French-designed ice-dancing costume...

Best of GregMan
    The French deploy their new anti-Russian weapon in support of Ukraine. It proves to be just as useful as anything else the French Army has done for the past hundred years.

Best of kg
    Wolverine's career as a street performance artist wasn't well known.

Best of Russ in Oregon
    The rooster is just thankful he wasn't sold to Richard Gere.

Best of jimmy
    That Madonna...you gotta hand it to her. Just don't handle it after she does.

Best of The Expendable
    Cock of the walk. And a chicken on a leash.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Drudge Breaking...  Today in Paris Amerikkka's ambassador to France hand delivered the President's latest threats of sanctions against Russia to EU leaders though the medium of interpretive dance.

Best of dadoctah
    Next time someone asks why they cross the street, show them this.

Best of David
    After a nice, restful evening with his pig, Jimmy took his chicken for a walk.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
NEA GRANT #51782: "Nuns, a Santeria priest and a chicken juxtaposed against an iconic phallic symbol" What, you're surprised?

Best of Dactyl
    Freddy Krueger, laundry day. What?

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    the Safe Schools Czar nearly caused an international incident while vacationing last week. Fortunately it was only France...

Best of curly
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get some eye bleach.

Best of Submariner
    Dad?

Best of friv 3
    Briefly but we can understand what want to mention.

Best of Submariner
    Online Essays goes for a walk...

23 comments:

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir unveils his new French-designed ice-dancing costume...

Anonymous said...

Deja Ew

Double the U said...

The oddest thing in that picture? The nuns in the background in traditional clothing.

GregMan said...

The French deploy their new anti-Russian weapon in support of Ukraine. It proves to be just as useful as anything else the French Army has done for the past hundred years.

kg said...

Wolverine's career as a street performance artist wasn't well known.

Anonymous said...

The rooster is just thankful he wasn't sold to Richard Gere.


..............Russ in Oregon

sorry for the re-post

think of it as a golden oldie

jimmy said...

That Madonna...you gotta hand it to her. Just don't handle it after she does.

The Expendable said...
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The Expendable said...

Cock of the walk. And a chicken on a leash.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking...
Today in Paris Amerikkka's ambassador to France hand delivered the President's latest threats of sanctions against Russia to EU leaders though the medium of interpretive dance.

dadoctah said...

Next time someone asks why they cross the street, show them this.

David said...

After a nice, restful evening with his pig, Jimmy took his chicken for a walk.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Death Row inmate Zippy Fernbaum cast a rueful glance at the picture, admitted his insanity defense wasn't well thought out, then, stuck his head in the lo-flow toilet and flushed again.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

NEA GRANT #51782: "Nuns, a Santeria priest and a chicken juxtaposed against an iconic phallic symbol" What, you're surprised?

-OR-

Jay Carney tries another diversionary tactic but only one member of the White House Press Corps attends.

-OR-

The US nuns group on a Paris tour try not to giggle as the Pope personally launched a crackdown against their support for abortion rights.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Yooo hooo, WAIT! Wait up! I'm sorry I took so long to get dressed!"
The nuns vowed never to take flamboyant Sister O'Malley along on another holiday tour.

Dactyl said...

Freddy Krueger, laundry day. What?

Dr. Doom said...

the Safe Schools Czar nearly caused an international incident while vacationing last week. Fortunately it was only France...

curly said...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get some eye bleach.

Submariner said...

Dad?

Submariner said...

Darth Bruce unleashes the Farce on an unsuspecting citizenry.

friv 3 said...

Briefly but we can understand what want to mention.

Submariner said...

Online Essays goes for a walk...