Friday, May 02, 2014

Is it wrong that the most disturbing thing to me in this picture is the pink nail polish?


1. The pig saw what he had waken up next to and promptly chewed his own arm off.

2. Perfect date; you make love all night, and in the morning, she turns into bacon.

3. How Democrats and Labor Unions actually view their relationship.

4. "I am so glad we moved to Massachusetts."

5. After posting this all over social media, his fraternity brothers felt really bad when it turned out he was dead of alcohol poisoning.

Best of Best of
Jimmy was on track to be the next democrat candidate for governor of Texas until the photo of his fidelity leaked.

Best of Jay Guevara
    Snot dreams, "Damn that George Bush. But for him, I'd have a job."

Best of GregMan
    "I love you, Sandra Fluke."

Best of Dr. Doom
    Rosie O'Donnell's parents seen here in the happier times before her birth...

Best of Kaptain Krude
    No no no! The saying is, you can put lipstick on a pig! You darn kids mess everything up!

Best of Submariner
    ...and in a few minutes, the msm reporter woke up to news that the White House had indeed directed the video be blamed for Benghazi...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Apparently, Doris the pig suffers from low self-esteem.

Best of The Expendable
    Porker? I barely know 'er!

Best of David
    Ordinarily unemployable due to his appearance, Jesse found steady work as a pig gigolo.

Best of Steve O
    When your life choices preclude you from having relationships with members of your own species...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jimmy was on track to be the next democrat candidate for governor of Texas until the photo of his fidelity leaked.

Jay Guevara said...

Snot dreams, "Damn that George Bush. But for him, I'd have a job."

TC Lynch said...

3 ... and WTF! Ewww

curly said...

Critter clingers are as American as apple pie…it’s those bitter clingers that you should be concerned with.

dadoctah said...

Even broneys need someone to make fun of.

GregMan said...

"I love you, Sandra Fluke."

GregMan said...

It can be hell being a fraternity mascot. The pig's got it pretty tough, too.

Submariner said...

If it wouldn't hyave just been a college fling and Hillary had married him, this guy could have been your President, too!

Submariner said...

Evidently, dub doesn't mind waking up with a girl with a fat roll or two...

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Proposition 69 passed in San Francisco.

Dr. Doom said...

What happens in Enumclaw... stays in Enumclaw.

Dr. Doom said...

Rosie O'Donnell's parents seen here in the happier times before her birth...

Dr. Doom said...

I've lost track which plank in the Democrat platform does this represent?

Anonymous said...

F 'd up is F 'd up.

Kaptain Krude said...

No no no! The saying is, you can put lipstick on a pig! You darn kids mess everything up!

Kaptain Krude said...

Irony: naming your new pet pig Maybelline Baker.

Submariner said...

...and in a few minutes, the msm reporter woke up to news that the White House had indeed directed the video be blamed for Benghazi...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typical jihadi terrorist on a lazy
Sunday afternoon.

-OR-

Coincidentally, I saw this picture a few days before it showed up on VtheK on a site featuring candid shots of people sleeping with someone other than their spouse. It didn't fit because, as it turns out, this clown was sleeping with his spouse.

-OR-

Jimmy is about to learn why it's not wise to share a bed with a prankster pig that knows how to pry the caps off nail polish and magic markers.

-OR-

I'm unfamiliar with prison gang tats and symbolism. Is this the best wiggers can come up with to differentiate themselves from black gangs?

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Does the nail polish indicate the "bride?" Is he pwned by the pig or did the pig bend over first in the shower?

-OR-

Apparently, Doris the pig suffers from low self-esteem.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I never felt insulted by Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" examples until he used a Walmart shopper. That's just wrong.

WordVerify: CHAUCER menthway - hey, robot's using the pig lover's real name!

The Expendable said...

Porker? I barely know 'er!

David said...

Ordinarily unemployable due to his appearance, Jesse found steady work as a pig gigolo.

Steve O said...

When your life choices preclude you from having relationships with members of your own species...

metalgarth said...

Pig in a Blanket: UR DOIN' IT RONG

metalgarth said...

Porky was one of many Hollywood stars who fell into the wrong crowd once his career slowed down.

The Expendable said...

Pig + Gigolo = Pigolo