Friday, May 02, 2014
Is it wrong that the most disturbing thing to me in this picture is the pink nail polish?
1. The pig saw what he had waken up next to and promptly chewed his own arm off.
2. Perfect date; you make love all night, and in the morning, she turns into bacon.
3. How Democrats and Labor Unions actually view their relationship.
4. "I am so glad we moved to Massachusetts."
5. After posting this all over social media, his fraternity brothers felt really bad when it turned out he was dead of alcohol poisoning.
Best of Best of
Jimmy was on track to be the next democrat candidate for governor of Texas until the photo of his fidelity leaked.
Best of Jay Guevara
Snot dreams, "Damn that George Bush. But for him, I'd have a job."
Best of GregMan
"I love you, Sandra Fluke."
Best of Dr. Doom
Rosie O'Donnell's parents seen here in the happier times before her birth...
Best of Kaptain Krude
No no no! The saying is, you can put lipstick on a pig! You darn kids mess everything up!
Best of Submariner
...and in a few minutes, the msm reporter woke up to news that the White House had indeed directed the video be blamed for Benghazi...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Apparently, Doris the pig suffers from low self-esteem.
Best of The Expendable
Porker? I barely know 'er!
Best of David
Ordinarily unemployable due to his appearance, Jesse found steady work as a pig gigolo.
Best of Steve O
When your life choices preclude you from having relationships with members of your own species...