Friday, May 16, 2014

Late to the Meme Party as Usual



Best of Best of
    Sleeping with Half the Enemy

Best of Best of
    #BringBackJheriCurls

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Lard Butt "Some cracker done photoshopped me like we photoshopped the birth certificate!"

Best of Mephitis
    mis-spelled whitney, and de beotch be gone fo a wile now

Best of David
    First Lady Michelle Obama unveils the 2014 Democratic Party platform, which tested well with progressive focus groups.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    I guess M'chel doesn't like the new white sofa that the taxpayers bought her.

Best of Submariner
    m'Chel obviously thinks the new davenport won't make a good dress...

Best of Submariner
    #I_KEEL_U

Best of Submariner
    #I_BE_A_BEARD

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    The original sign said: $100 reward for my missing Eatin Shovel

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sleeping with Half the Enemy

Anonymous said...

Puffy-face public disgrace

Anonymous said...

Moochsplaining writ large

Anonymous said...

#BringBackJheriCurls

chronos the wonder pig said...

Lard Butt "Some cracker done photoshopped me like we photoshopped the birth certificate!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little known Eatin Shovel Lady factoid #13
'Chel had a shot at Tim Russert's old job as election night talking head until she showed up with her own little Electoral College whiteboard.

The Expendable said...

Flashcards - The poor man's teleprompter.

Mephitis said...

mis-spelled whitney, and de beotch be gone fo a wile now

David said...

First Lady Michelle Obama unveils the 2014 Democratic Party platform, which tested well with progressive focus groups.

Kaptain Krude said...

I guess M'chel doesn't like the new white sofa that the taxpayers bought her.

Submariner said...

m'Chel obviously thinks the new davenport won't make a good dress...

Submariner said...

#I_KEEL_U

Submariner said...

#I_BE_A_BEARD

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The White House accused Twitter of racism for failing to accommodate Klingon and arcane tribal language glyphs.
Twitter's response was #LOL@1600PAave followed by an undecipherable string of emotive epithets.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

'Chel claimed her Twitter account was hacked. Nine out of 10 women who voted Democratic believed her.

-OR-

The original sign said: $100 reward for my missing Eatin Shovel

-OR-

The original sign was a picture of Biden's Brain

-OR-

The original sign read: "Help, we're being held captive by the NSA" but then the sign went dark.

Submariner said...

Why doesn't she like a classic Yankee's pitcher?

Ibrahim Shaikh said...

good