Best of David "I'm altering the septic tank. Pray I don't alter it further."
Best of Son Of The Godfather "I find your lack of toilet paper disturbing."
Best of dadoctah "The Force fills us. It flows through us all. The Force flows through us. It binds us all." -- Jedi Master Yoda
Best of Carpe Phlogiston Emperor: There is a great disturbance in the Force. Darth Vader: I have felt it. My laxatives just kicked in!
Best of Submariner Whoever took my copy of Playboy's "Girls of Battlestar Galactica" issue will feel the full power of the dark side when I finish wiping...
Best of Rodney Dill "These are not the 'roids you're looking for."
Best of The Expendable "DON'T COME IN! I'm just... I'm polishing my helmet..."