Sunday, May 04, 2014

May the 4th Be With You



Best of dadoctah
    You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. But hey, boobies!

Best of David
    Dammit, Threepio! Don't you protocol droids know to knock first?!

Best of Best of
    Remember, kids, cocaine causes lazy eye!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    M'Chel turns lesbian....

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Madame First Lady, kindly remove your hand, I don't swing that way," instructed Princess Leia...

Best of Whacko
    Princess Leia can sure hit those high notes!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    It's difficult to translate Kashyyykian but I believe Chewbacca's saying "They're real and they're spectacular!"

Best of Steve O
    New strategy... let the Wookie cop a feel!

Best of dadoctah
    After the Star Wars Holiday Special aired, nothing seemed too "out there".

Best of David
    "Enumclaw's not a man, it's a planet."

17 comments:

metalgarth said...

That's not really what Han Solo meant when he said "I can arrange that".

dadoctah said...

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. But hey, boobies!

David said...

Dammit, Threepio! Don't you protocol droids know to knock first?!

David said...

I sense a great disturbance in your bra.

David said...

Leia: "It IS much bigger than two meters!!"

Anonymous said...

Remember, kids, cocaine causes lazy eye!

chronos the wonder pig said...

M'Chel turns lesbian....

Dr. Doom said...

"Madame First Lady, kindly remove your hand, I don't swing that way," instructed Princess Leia...

Whacko said...

Princess Leia can sure hit those high notes!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's difficult to translate Kashyyykian but I believe Chewbacca's saying "They're real and they're spectacular!"
ORA Seinfeld

-OR-

Hostess Rules of Etiquette #18326: Never ask a Wookiee if he'd like something to drink!

-OR-

Leia: These are not the boobs you're looking for. No, seriously, the droids are over there, you perv.

-OR-

Chew & Leia simulataneously: HANS!?! You're home early. I can explain!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CHEWIE! NO! Being First Mate does NOT mean first dibs to mate! Calrissian's been teaching you Common Core Ebonics again, hasn't he?

Dactyl said...

"So I just got to second base, and then her dad walks in the room..."

Steve O said...

New strategy... let the Wookie cop a feel!

dadoctah said...

After the Star Wars Holiday Special aired, nothing seemed too "out there".

David said...

"Enumclaw's not a man, it's a planet."

Submariner said...

ORA

♪ Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! ♫

Submariner said...

Hans! Make your puppy sit!