Wednesday, May 07, 2014

M'Chel's Dance Party

Chronos the wonder pig 


1. INVISBUL B'ATLETH

2. Worf was so embarrassed when Riker walked in on his 'Bollywood Dance Party' Holodeck program.

3.  "Come at me, bro! I'll take on ALL of you Chalk-Faced Whores!"

4. "And now, through the language of interpretive dance, I will express exactly how much I hate and despise Amerikkka."

5. "Let's Do The Time Warp Again!"

Best of  Submariner
    ♪ Everybody Wang Chewbaca tonight! ♫

Best of  Best of 
    Bruce Lee's 1972 film Game of Death presents the screen debut of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, whose character Hakim fights Billy Lo (played by Lee).

Best of  Submariner
    Invisible paper origami mistress of the dark.

Best of  Submariner
    Thawt bubble; "so many hands reaching out for government give-aways, so little time..."

Best of  Dr. Doom
    Worst Jazz Hands EVAH...

Best of  The Expendable
    Thawt bubble: "you'd think she'd have better rhythm..."

Best of  Submariner
    Wooky's thawt bubble; "How DO they get their pajamas so white? Except that guy, of course..."

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
    Everyone else was doing Tai Chi. Nobody had a clue what the black giant was doing. Nobody dared ask.

18 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Us Hawaiians by marriage do know how to hula....."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"You Asians get all da seats in dem good skools and my girls bees going to community kollege! We gona fix that in our 3rd term...."

Submariner said...

♪ Everybody Wang Chewbaca tonight! ♫

Anonymous said...

Perpetually aggrieved woman is out to Kill Billions on the vacation budget

Anonymous said...

Bruce Lee's 1972 film Game of Death presents the screen debut of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, whose character Hakim fights Billy Lo (played by Lee).

Submariner said...

Invisible paper origami mistress of the dark.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "so many hands reaching out for government give-aways, so little time..."

Submariner said...

If'n SOMEbody don't be givin' me some eatin' shovels instead a dose sticks you slant-eyes use, I'ze gwine go all Sam'rai on someBODY's head real soon, dammit!

Dactyl said...

Looks like somebody do-si-do'd when she should have been allemanding left.

Dr. Doom said...

Needing to focus and relax, the First Lady decides to fly her entourage to China for some Tai Chi lessons...

Dr. Doom said...

Worst Jazz Hands EVAH...

jimmy said...

M'Chel: "See? My underarms smell like sunshine and rainbows."

Nearby thoughtbubbles: "Must. not.breathe. Do. not. breathe..."

The Expendable said...

Thawt bubble: "you'd think she'd have better rhythm..."

curly said...

For a modern remake of the old Kung Fu television series, the producers were looking for someone uglier then David Carradine.

Submariner said...

Wooky's thawt bubble; "How DO they get their pajamas so white? Except that guy, of course..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Everyone else was doing Tai Chi. Nobody had a clue what the black giant was doing. Nobody dared ask.

-OR-

Metaphor for the current administration - totally out of sync.

-OR-

'Chel decided this photo op would be a good time to demonstrate her prestidigitation... now, where DID that little red ball go? Is it in the guy's hand? Trick question! She ate the ball.

WordVerify: onaKinc - name of Teh Stinger's Adult Toy Emporium

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"...an' don' be gibben me none o dat 'Acient Chink Secret' sh!t..."