Monday, May 12, 2014
Nanny Rictus McBotoxImplants
1. Nancy has a flashback to her '60'sWoodstock days and begins chanting "Freebird" to a band that now only exists in her botox-addled mind.
2. "... and so our platform for 2014, 2016, and beyond will remain 'Free Shit from the Government.'"
3. "Next up on the auction block... $400 Billion in 'Green Energy' subsidies. What is the opening bid?"
4. "And now, I Pelosia, Queen of the Undead, command you, Zombies... attack the Benghazi Investigation."
5. You can always tell a serial killer by the Crazy in their eyes.
Best of Best of
Stenny could hardly withstand the compulsion to lick Nancy's fingers.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Appropriations Filibuster: Oh, fine, now you've made me lose my place! I'll have to start counting to $148 Billion all over on my gnarled fingers! $1, $2, $3, $4....
Best of Submariner
NO ONE expects the Inquisition...
Best of chronos the wonder pig
is that Hillary under the podium?
Best of curly
Her aging skin unnaturally tight due to years of plastic surgery and Botox abuse, Nancy “Stretch” Pelosi prepares to catch her eyeball, should it unexpectedly pop out.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Get it right people - it is not the Benghazi Scandal," chided Ms. Pelosi at the press conference, "It is the Ambassadorial Reduction in Force Program..."
Best of The Expendable
Futurama ORA: Where will you be when your boneitis flares up?