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Hands up and I'll blow you away.
Soon after the park ranger enlisted the aid of Black Widow, Yogi Bear was found dead, riddled with gunshot wounds. Hollowpoints embedded in tree trunks were believed to have liquified Boo Boo into the gore splattered underneath the forest canopy.Now visitors can picnic in peace with bits of bear tissue and mists of blood drizzling gently upon the campsite.
She's actually only an A-cup. This is what happens when you fart in skin-tight latex...
Well, I've seen ducks look like than when rescued from oil spills, but never cows.-OR-As James Bond returned fire and hit the fleeing femme fatale in her left watermelon, he yelled, "Thar she blows!"-OR-The human/inflatable doll hybrids of Japan issue was pretty popular with Hefner and aging Playboy readers.-OR- Spy Thawtbubble: I had every right to kill her! She would have ripped the seams in my catsuit putting it on that way!
Helga was out for blood. Neither powder nor lotion helped her to escape the latex prison and the creepy feeling's getting worse as her bladder's contents cool around her nipples. ORA - Ross and the leather pants
Tucked tag reads - INFLATE TO 40 PSI
So, Peter Jackson comes down off an LSD trip, says he's had an epiphany about the missing Ent wives and wanted to work it into Part 2 of The Hobbit. Not even the Mirror of Galadriel could have seen this coming.
dub approved the uniform until he saw his nurse in it and power-wretched over the fingerlets of fat made obvious around her knees.
@SUBBY - Actually, a motion-sensor camera set up by David Attenborough to monitor rare woodland bunnehs caught Helga shooting at Dub after he yelled: "Fatty Fatty Boomalattie!"Helga's cacklebubble: I'll get you my pretty Dub, and your little dog Carpe, too!The new SPANX black latex bodysuit with its patented "Pivot&Thrust Whole Body Piston-Vac Tissue Repositioner" has a serious flaw that unevenly sucked tissue, muscle and tendon tissue out of Helga's knees into her boobie area.
For greater traction off-road, deflate to 14 PSI.
"Lions and tigers and skanks, oh my!"
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