Monday, May 05, 2014

Power Coupling


1. Mutual thoughtbubbles: "You have the smell of DEATH upon you."

2. "We totally hosed up the health care system, didn't we?" "We sure did, darling. We sure did."

3. "You're the bestest health care website designer ever!" "And you're the bestest president ever."

4. Mutual thoughtbubbles: "I hate you."

5. "I meant 'you look like a whore' as a compliment."

19 comments:

Double the U said...

They both benefited from the relationship, Barack Obama enjoyed the meat while Cruella Deville used the fur to make her coats.

Anonymous said...

An(n) oedipal arrangement incests upon itself

Anonymous said...

Agent 000: Do you expect me to balk?
Gold digger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to lie!

Anonymous said...

The LGBT-Z gala celebrates the historic first kiss televised between a reptile and...whatever the hell that thing is.

Anonymous said...

My God, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love

(NSFW)

Jay Guevara said...

"After this gala, let's go for a little walk in Fort Marcy Park."

Dr. Doom said...

"Madame Secretary, please step back, I don't swing that way," instructed the President...

Anonymous said...

Cialis or Cyanide--they're two means to the same end: a bloodless, desiccated husk tossed into a hospital incinerator long before its time is due. Either way, accept these as Michelle's best wishes for a Happy Mother's Day, carbon units.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stargate Interracial - Illegal Alien Invasion Begins!
I'm not a fan of mixing sci-fi with real life characters and this season premiere where a vegetarian wraith sucks arugla from between Obamalama's teeth is a perfect example why.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sebelius: Is the microphone on?
O: I don't think so.
Sebelius: Is my halitosis as bad as yours?
O: Actually you breath's okay for a crone, but what's with the nose hairs?

-OR-


Sebelius: If I close my eyes completely you almost look like Cary Grant.
O: If I close my eyes, I may only throw up a little in my mouth.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

O's Thawtbubble: Where's that damn Secret Service agent? He's supposed to dive in front of me to prevent awkward moments like this! Bet he's on another smoke break.

-OR-

Sebelius: Could I have my chewing gum back?
O: If you like your chewing gum, you can keep your chewing gum!

WordVerify: orkstsa - where rent a cops always use triple gloves for ork body cavity searches

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: I see that Ms. Beeker is still around. I wonder where Dan Fielding is, though?

GregMan said...

"I love you, you cock juggling thunder-cunt."

GregMan said...

"Barry, you better make sure I get my federal government pension or I'll rip your balls off right here on stage!"

Dactyl said...

"Michele said it was okay if I slip you some tongue."
Pop quiz: whose thoughtbubble?

curly said...

Obamacare doctors were called to unravel their knotted forked tongues.

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Chalk-faced whores aren't nearly as frightening as wookies..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Da-amn; that tastes like sh!t.:

Pop quiz: who's?

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Why yes Mr President, after M'Chel dumps you I'll be your beard!"