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They both benefited from the relationship, Barack Obama enjoyed the meat while Cruella Deville used the fur to make her coats.
An(n) oedipal arrangement incests upon itself
Agent 000: Do you expect me to balk?Gold digger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to lie!
The LGBT-Z gala celebrates the historic first kiss televised between a reptile and...whatever the hell that thing is.
My God, Help Me to Survive This Deadly Love(NSFW)
"After this gala, let's go for a little walk in Fort Marcy Park."
"Madame Secretary, please step back, I don't swing that way," instructed the President...
Cialis or Cyanide--they're two means to the same end: a bloodless, desiccated husk tossed into a hospital incinerator long before its time is due. Either way, accept these as Michelle's best wishes for a Happy Mother's Day, carbon units.
Stargate Interracial - Illegal Alien Invasion Begins!I'm not a fan of mixing sci-fi with real life characters and this season premiere where a vegetarian wraith sucks arugla from between Obamalama's teeth is a perfect example why.
Sebelius: Is the microphone on?O: I don't think so.Sebelius: Is my halitosis as bad as yours?O: Actually you breath's okay for a crone, but what's with the nose hairs?-OR-Sebelius: If I close my eyes completely you almost look like Cary Grant.O: If I close my eyes, I may only throw up a little in my mouth.
O's Thawtbubble: Where's that damn Secret Service agent? He's supposed to dive in front of me to prevent awkward moments like this! Bet he's on another smoke break.-OR- Sebelius: Could I have my chewing gum back?O: If you like your chewing gum, you can keep your chewing gum!WordVerify: orkstsa - where rent a cops always use triple gloves for ork body cavity searches
ORA: I see that Ms. Beeker is still around. I wonder where Dan Fielding is, though?
"I love you, you cock juggling thunder-cunt."
"Barry, you better make sure I get my federal government pension or I'll rip your balls off right here on stage!"
"Michele said it was okay if I slip you some tongue."Pop quiz: whose thoughtbubble?
Obamacare doctors were called to unravel their knotted forked tongues.
Thawt bubble; "Chalk-faced whores aren't nearly as frightening as wookies..."
Thawt bubble; "Da-amn; that tastes like sh!t.:Pop quiz: who's?
"Why yes Mr President, after M'Chel dumps you I'll be your beard!"
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