Wednesday, May 07, 2014
Sometimes You Have to Let the Wookie Win
1. "One more comment about my boob belt and I'll crush your little cracker head."
2. "Yes, this one is perfect. Prepare the Altar."
3. "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?"
4. "So, thought you could escape from Harry Reid's Dungeon of Horrors, you little catamite?"
5. And then Sigoourney Weaver came round the corner in an Exo-Skeleton shouting "Get Away from Her You Bitch!"
Best of Dactyl
You're so cute, I almost want to unhinge my jaw.
Best of Double the U
The head chef presented the first course offering.
Best of Best of
In combat during The Spy Who Loved Me, a young Bond finds himself caught in an unbreakable death grip by Jaws, who is about to fatally bite him.
Best of David
Dammit, lady, for the last time, my name's NOT Kuato, and I don't know anything about the mutant resistance on Mars!
Best of Submariner
"Seems a little stringy to serve at a dinner party for Oprah. Let's try another..."
Best of GregMan
"Nemmind that #bringbackourgirls horsesh1t, I gone start a new hashtag, #smashwhiteysskullin, and I be startin wif you!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Good grief, child, you're a little young to be that glad to see me!
Best of The Expendable
M'chel's much vaunted arm-toning exercise routine had the added benefit of causing brain damage in young children, thereby guaranteeing an increase in the number of future Democrat voters.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Take this one to the Safe Schools Czar, and may Gaia have mercy on his soul," directed the First Lady...