Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Sometimes You Have to Let the Wookie Win


1. "One more comment about my boob belt and I'll crush your little cracker head."

2. "Yes, this one is perfect. Prepare the Altar."

3. "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?"

4.  "So, thought you could escape from Harry Reid's Dungeon of Horrors, you little catamite?"

5. And then Sigoourney Weaver came round the corner in an Exo-Skeleton shouting "Get Away from Her You Bitch!"

Best of  Dactyl
    You're so cute, I almost want to unhinge my jaw.

Best of  Double the U
    The head chef presented the first course offering.

Best of  Best of 
In combat during The Spy Who Loved Me, a young Bond finds himself caught in an unbreakable death grip by Jaws, who is about to fatally bite him.

Best of  David
    Dammit, lady, for the last time, my name's NOT Kuato, and I don't know anything about the mutant resistance on Mars!

Best of  Submariner
    "Seems a little stringy to serve at a dinner party for Oprah. Let's try another..."

Best of  GregMan
"Nemmind that #bringbackourgirls horsesh1t, I gone start a new hashtag, #smashwhiteysskullin, and I be startin wif you!"

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
    Good grief, child, you're a little young to be that glad to see me!

Best of  The Expendable
M'chel's much vaunted arm-toning exercise routine had the added benefit of causing brain damage in young children, thereby guaranteeing an increase in the number of future Democrat voters.

Best of  Dr. Doom
"Take this one to the Safe Schools Czar, and may Gaia have mercy on his soul," directed the First Lady...

15 comments:

Dactyl said...

You're so cute, I almost want to unhinge my jaw.

Double the U said...

The head chef presented the first course offering.

Anonymous said...

In combat during The Spy Who Loved Me, a young Bond finds himself caught in an unbreakable death grip by Jaws, who is about to fatally bite him.

David said...

Which way do I...oh, yeah, righty tighty, lefty loosey.

David said...

Dammit, lady, for the last time, my name's NOT Kuato, and I don't know anything about the mutant resistance on Mars!

Kaptain Krude said...

"For the last time, WHERE IS MY EATIN' SHOVEL!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"What do you mean, I don't look like a beard to you?"

Anonymous said...

The warden takes a special interest in every Planned Parenthood escapee. "You run one time during recess, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice, you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set 'cause you're gonna get your mind right. And I mean RIGHT."

Submariner said...

With apologies to Strother Martin:

"Boy; what we have heah, is a failyah to communicate!"

Submariner said...

"Seems a little stringy to serve at a dinner party for Oprah. Let's try another..."

GregMan said...

"Nemmind that #bringbackourgirls horsesh1t, I gone start a new hashtag, #smashwhiteysskullin, and I be startin wif you!"

curly said...

"If me 'n da Prez'dent had a son, we wud ax him to kick yo' little cracker ass."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There were rumors that her hobby was making shrunken heads but until Timmy disappeared that was all they were, just rumors.

-OR-

Good grief, child, you're a little young to be that glad to see me!

-OR-

*chuckles* Why sho nuff, ifn he'd married a chalk faced whore he'd have had a boy jest like you!

The Expendable said...

M'chel's much vaunted arm-toning exercise routine had the added benefit of causing brain damage in young children, thereby guaranteeing an increase in the number of future Democrat voters.

Dr. Doom said...

"Take this one to the Safe Schools Czar, and may Gaia have mercy on his soul," directed the First Lady...