Friday, May 23, 2014
The Cool Part Is How Nonchalant the Bystanders Are
1. "Excuse me, could you tell me..." "Turn around, go up two lights, then turn left and Folsom Street is six blocks from there."
2. Ugly Naked Man has been struggling for attention ever since 'Friends' was canceled.
3. "Hey! Is that a Chesapeake Bay Trolling Retriever?"
4."Hey! You people with the dog over there, are you discussing your faith in Jesus Christ? Because that offends me!"
5. *You* try to find a public restroom in downtown Portland, OR.
On the next MONTEL:
Strangest car-jacking ever caught on video
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
But occifer, I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die if I don't go.
ORA (yeah, I've used it before... it's too good to forget)
Best of David
"Yes, sir, I know it's been cold, but it's above freezing now, and besides, your door is open. You don't need to thaw the lock with your urine."
Best of The Expendable
Pretty amazing shadow for a white guy. Just sayin'.
Best of Dr. Doom
I see Aspacher Catering is hiring again...
Best of Best of
There's more than one way to combat seasonal vitamin D deficiency
Best of dadoctah
Next time, just let the guy wipe your windshield, hand him a couple of bucks, and avoid a lot of trouble.