Tuesday, May 13, 2014

The Rush


1. Defense cuts have really taken their toll on the Army's tank divisions.

2. Still a more effective fighting machine than the F-35

3. GM pays back its taxpayer bailout by supplying new tactical vehicles to the Army.

Best of racerboy and Divine Miss M
    Bobsled's always been a little bit ghey; with training wheels, even more so.

Best of Rodney Dill
    The new Army DumVee

Best of The Expendable
    The old "I don't know but I've been told" cadence has been updated with the family-friendy "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme..."

Best of dadoctah
    "Now let's do a drive-by on those Kia hamsters!"

Best of Dr. Doom
    Pictured here is latest in US military alternative fuel vehicles, the Gravity Operated Cargo Accessible Recon Truck (GOCART) funded by billions in grants from the Obama Administration. Trials at the Bonneville Salt Flats are not going well...

Best of Whacko
    Unfortunately, the new GM armored vehicles had to be recalled due to faulty air bags.

Best of Rodney Dill
    Hummer? I don't even know her.

Best of Submariner
    I see Chevy made MAJOR improvements in the Volt for this year...

Best of GregMan
    Obama's Army prepares for war in Ukraine.

17 comments:

racerboy and Divine Miss M said...

Bobsled's always been a little bit ghey; with training wheels, even more so.

racerboy said...

How to keep your Privates safe on the road: a rolling banana hammock.

Rodney Dill said...

The new Army DumVee

The Expendable said...

The old "I don't know but I've been told" cadence has been updated with the family-friendy "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme..."

The Expendable said...

Weekend pass in hand, PFC Sanka Coffie heads out for a night on the town with his buddies.

dadoctah said...

"Now let's do a drive-by on those Kia hamsters!"

Dr. Doom said...

Pictured here is latest in US military alternative fuel vehicles, the Gravity Operated Cargo Accessible Recon Truck (GOCART) funded by billions in grants from the Obama Administration. Trials at the Bonneville Salt Flats are not going well...

Dr. Doom said...

...and it only requires 50 gallons of $1500/gal algal alternative jet fuel to operate...

curly said...

...and it only costs the taxpayers $135,000,000 a copy!

Whacko said...

Unfortunately, the new GM armored vehicles had to be recalled due to faulty air bags.

Rodney Dill said...

Hummer? I don't even know her.

racerboy said...

"FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BANANA!!!"

Word verif: divine dooar
OK, if you say so... I'd planned to anyway... where'd Miss M get to...

Submariner said...

I see Chevy made MAJOR improvements in the Volt for this year...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Congress Malfeasancebubble: "See, the US military can adapt to our clever accounting strategy that slashes appropriations for critical material needs and VA care while fully funding unwanted bloated megaprojects that pad the pockets of our BFF's in the military-industrial complex?"

-OR-

Was It Really Worth It #3817
Report to the Joint Chiefs: The $183 million allocated for a night raid to capture a Taliban ORV (off road vehicle) proved was a wise expenditure. We have determined that the GPS system is only a Cracker Jack compass glued to the dash but dang if it isn't a fun ride!


WordVerify: ughousa - Dub single-handedly stole all the copies of Playboy's "The Ho's of Walmart" and burned them.

GregMan said...

Obama's Army prepares for war in Ukraine.

GregMan said...

Reason #2,814 why Putin is laughing his a$$ off at us.

Steve O said...

General Dukakis finally earns a Commission.