Monday, June 09, 2014

Cheers



1. "Should we wait for the American President to join us with his virgin Appletini?" "Nyet, comrade."

2. "I like drinking out of tiny glasses. I feel like a giant. Aiieeeeee! Gojira!"

3. "From what I understand, comrade, the American president will eat pretty much any worm."

4. "Check out, I told the America president I'd dump all our Treasury bonds unless he strutted and clucked like a chicken for the rest of the night. Outstanding!"

5. "Is agreed then, comrade. We continue drinking until we pass out of alcohol poisoning or think Mrs. Obama looks hot."

Best of dadoctah
Meh. These parties were much more fun back when Yeltsin was in. Dancing, singing, even the occasional impromptu ventriloquist act. Get Vlad a little blotto and all he does is strut around with his shirt off.

Best of  Best of  
They're amazed the Supplicant-in-chief could be so gullible to think they honor him with "the majestic kazoo of state."

Best of  GregMan
"Da, we drink to successful destruction of Amerikkka. Well done Comrade Obama!"

Best of  GregMan
"Aspacher catering has the best vodka, da comrade?"

Best of  curly
“A toast to the useful idiots that ushered in the era of Obama and the collapse of the dollar!”

Best of  Jay Guevara
Only Russians dared played the drinking game on how many times Obama says "I," "me," or "my."

Best of  Jay Guevara
Putin: "Wait, he called himself 'the bear?' Seriously?"

9 comments:

dadoctah said...

Meh. These parties were much more fun back when Yeltsin was in. Dancing, singing, even the occasional impromptu ventriloquist act. Get Vlad a little blotto and all he does is strut around with his shirt off.

Anonymous said...

They're amazed the Supplicant-in-chief could be so gullible to think they honor him with "the majestic kazoo of state."

GregMan said...

"Da, we drink to successful destruction of Amerikkka. Well done Comrade Obama!"

GregMan said...

"Aspacher catering has the best vodka, da comrade?"

curly said...

“A toast to the useful idiots that ushered in the era of Obama and the collapse of the dollar!”

Jay Guevara said...

Only Russians dared played the drinking game on how many times Obama says "I," "me," or "my."

Jay Guevara said...

Putin: "Wait, he called himself 'the bear?' Seriously?"

Dr. Doom said...

"And zen comrade, I kid you not," related Vlad, "he said it vas not nice for one von socialist brother to make another brother look bad and vould I please remove my troops, pretty please. Za milyh dam!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Putin Thawtbubble: The trick is to only pretend to drink the Kool-Aid, fool.