Monday, June 16, 2014
1. 'The View' rolled out its not line-up this week.
2. "What do you, um, mean that's 'everything on the list?' Surely there has got to be something left I haven't totally frakked up."
3. "And that's why, um.... all of you only earn... um... 72% of what male White House Staff in your same jobs get."
4. "This is too long and wordy. Don't we have, like, a graphic novel version of the Komunist Manfiesto?"
5. "I had no idea the printouts of Lois Lerner's emails would be so... filthy."
Best of Dr. Doom
"So to recap - you think if we rotated the Hubble Space Telescope on its axis and pointed it at earth there would be a 37% chance of it being powerful enough to actually see my credibility," recited the President...
Best of curly
“My girl bag contains Chanel perferction lumiere foundation, MAC studio finish concealer nw45, LA girl pro concealer in cappuccino, NARS ‘mata hari’ blush, MAC ‘fever’ blush, Covergirl Queen collection bronzer in ‘ebony bronze’, estee lauder powder, and of course iman oil blotting pressed powder…”
Best of GregMan
"It's just so great with only us four girls here!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thanks girls, this 2-page double-spaced large font step-by-step guide for finding his ass with both hands tied behind his back should help Biden a lot!
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Bill Clinton told me that if I ever got women in here the couch would fold out. But I can't figure out why I would want to do that."
Best of Mr Hankey
...and then I right after I sing "You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother.." , you come in with "Shut your mouth" while you two white bitches just shake your asses to the music! We got this White House Talent Show in the bag!!!
Best of Jay Guevara
"Nah, ladies, that's just a myth. Sorta like our having natural athletic ability, and you've seen me try to golf or shoot baskets."