Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Ho Filth Lorry


1. Somehow, I think Hillary likes her bitches less femme.

2. Some items you see people wearing in public makes you automatically subtract 40 IQ points, like Dre headphones, or this T-shirt.

3. Joe traced his cankle fetish to abusive childhood where he was often beaten about head with a raw pork shoulder.

4. That T-shirt would look even better on the floor of someone's bedroom... covered with vomit and feces.

5. How nature says "Potential Meth Connection."

Best of Dr. Doom
Flip side: Bob's Botox Barn - There is nothing we can't fix..

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Word of advice, son: change that first letter to an "N" and you'll sell out in an hour.

Best of Double the U
This is so exciting! I stood, and well slept in line for three weeks so I could be the first person in line.. and, well, I was the only person in line... but ummm well it was still worth it because they knocked it down 40% right after I purchased it so it was like getting a tax refund from President Hillary... 'cause she cares so much about people like us.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Testing the new "chick magnet" t-shirt: FAIL

Best of Markus ARyanas
Photo taken 25 years ago showing proof that Bill Murray has ALWAYS had a thAng for Hillary!

Best of Rodney Dill
Wapner in ten minutes... definitely.

Best of kg
and the only other people who have this shirt are Janet Reno, Donna Shalala, and Huma.

Best of Submariner
What to wear when shopping for dildos.

Best of curly
It’s what to wear when your “I’m a stupid a$$hole” shirt is dirty.

Best of Mr Hankey
Hanging a shirt over your crotch to hide the wet-spot is always a choice idea.

23 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Flip side: Bob's Botox Barn - There is nothing we can't fix..

Son Of The Godfather said...

The brother Bill Murray never talks about.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Word of advice, son: change that first letter to an "N" and you'll sell out in an hour.

Double the U said...

This is so exciting! I stood, and well slept in line for three weeks so I could be the first person in line.. and, well, I was the only person in line... but ummm well it was still worth it because they knocked it down 40% right after I purchased it so it was like getting a tax refund from President Hillary... 'cause she cares so much about people like us.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Testing the new "chick magnet" t-shirt: FAIL

-OR-

PrePaid Legal's Top Questions #29: Is it a hate crime if you beat someone up because of their bad taste?

Markus ARyanas said...

Photo taken 25 years ago showing proof that Bill Murray has ALWAYS had a thAng for Hillary!

Rodney Dill said...

....and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.

Rodney Dill said...

When I thought it said NOT For Hillary I was ready to get one.

Rodney Dill said...

Wapner in ten minutes... definitely.

Rodney Dill said...

Just because Obama worked out... oh so well...

Rodney Dill said...

New Unreality TV show on CBS this fall.

kg said...

and the only other people who have this shirt are Janet Reno, Donna Shalala, and Huma.

Submariner said...

What to wear when shopping for dildos.

Steve O said...

Don't laugh too hard. Lose a prop to me and you'll be wearing that exact same shirt.

Mr Hankey said...

...and tied around his waist was his "Nutsacks for Nancy" button-down.

curly said...

It’s what to wear when your “I’m a stupid a$$hole” shirt is dirty.

Mr Hankey said...

He tried to make a blue pants suit but it was was an obvious failure.

Mr Hankey said...

Hanging a shirt over your crotch to hide the wet-spot is always a choice idea.

Anonymous said...

Is that an X-rated VHS in his hand, with Hill's face on it, or a sex toy?

Anonymous said...

VtK needs a spank bank for these dry spells

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ooops, seems Tom stood in the wrong book signing line and all he got was an incredibly inane tee shirt.

-OR-

"The Pivot"
Ricky slyly admits he can't stand the she-devil but claims his online dating photo attracts a ton of airheads who'll "split the dinner check" and sleep with him on the first date. He started gaming dating sites with a "Bill Clinton's My BFF" tee but times change.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't understand," a visibly dejected Randy mumbled under his breath. "She was so into me, until I mentioned that I was the president of my group, Men for Hillary. After that, she just completely lost interest. It's like she thought I was a woman or something."