Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Ho Filth Lorry
1. Somehow, I think Hillary likes her bitches less femme.
2. Some items you see people wearing in public makes you automatically subtract 40 IQ points, like Dre headphones, or this T-shirt.
3. Joe traced his cankle fetish to abusive childhood where he was often beaten about head with a raw pork shoulder.
4. That T-shirt would look even better on the floor of someone's bedroom... covered with vomit and feces.
5. How nature says "Potential Meth Connection."
Best of Dr. Doom
Flip side: Bob's Botox Barn - There is nothing we can't fix..
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Word of advice, son: change that first letter to an "N" and you'll sell out in an hour.
Best of Double the U
This is so exciting! I stood, and well slept in line for three weeks so I could be the first person in line.. and, well, I was the only person in line... but ummm well it was still worth it because they knocked it down 40% right after I purchased it so it was like getting a tax refund from President Hillary... 'cause she cares so much about people like us.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Testing the new "chick magnet" t-shirt: FAIL
Best of Markus ARyanas
Photo taken 25 years ago showing proof that Bill Murray has ALWAYS had a thAng for Hillary!
Best of Rodney Dill
Wapner in ten minutes... definitely.
Best of kg
and the only other people who have this shirt are Janet Reno, Donna Shalala, and Huma.
Best of Submariner
What to wear when shopping for dildos.
Best of curly
It’s what to wear when your “I’m a stupid a$$hole” shirt is dirty.
Best of Mr Hankey
Hanging a shirt over your crotch to hide the wet-spot is always a choice idea.