Thursday, June 12, 2014

Let Me Get Back to You


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the complimentary staph infection with your new membership to Rubbing Is Racing Gym, Ms. Danica Patrick.

Kaptain Krude said...

In my day, we actually did the exercises ON the bench! *shakes fist in an old geezer way*

Anonymous said...

You crane kick is weak.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Clarissa admits it doesn't help with posture or flexibility, but it's increased the gym's male membership renewal rate by a whopping 38%.

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It probably won't be as popular as the missionary or doggy, but whatever the hell it's called, Sweetie says we're going to try it this weekend even if it kills me.

Steve O said...

Firm. Nice. Do you work out?

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Friv 2 said...

She is very strong.