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(Thought bubble) "hmmmm is he suppose to be doing that to the podium?"
Now that the, um, White House has, uh, officially been, um, claimed for Islam, uh, uh, uh, let me tell you, um, what I'm, uh, going to do...
"...and I saved Bowe because he's a true American patriot with honorable service unlike those guys that stayed at their post and followed orders. Isn't that right, brother Abdulluh?"
"...and finally, a personal message to Bowe: Allahu Akbar. You know what to do..."
"..."And I, for one, welcome our new muslem overlords".
"...and, you know, the good thing about our becoming a Muslim country is that M'Chel will have to wear a burka!'
Bowe's mom: "Damn he's cute, if only he was all black and straight!"
"We all plead, 'not guilty.'"
"...and in advance of the announcement, I would like to accept my 2nd Nobel Peace Prize because I am so awesome!!"
"..as you all know, I did not learn of the prisoner exchange until I heard about it on Fox News. I place the blame on these two, Bowe's parents. Since they are the guilty parties I have asked for, received, and accepted their resignations as his parents.
"...so in closing, I'm announcing I will host a wild three way celebration of my awesomeness in the Lincoln bedroom tonight with Bowe's parents. She will, of course, do nothing but take memorial photos for my collection."
"My fellow Amerikkkans, shortly after Mr. Snowden left the country, I realized that in order for my plan to be successful, we need to keep Amerikkkan traitors at home," orated the President, "therefore I traded five terrorist leaders..."
Peter, Paul, & Martyr
"What they do?They smile in your faceAll the time they want to take your placeThe Back Stabbers..."
The Mod Squad has really let themselves go. (Everyone remember "three hip cops: one black, one white, one blonde!"?)
Next to Chin Music and Weird Beard, she's blissfully unaware of fashion, men's and mens rea.
Obama to take lead in new show called Schmuck Dynasty
staring, stuttering, and shit stirring
Now I understand why Bergdahl hates America.
L to R: (ORA) "*sigh* Rowsdower."" * ""I'd hit that."
Tweedledum and Tweedledummer flank Tweedledummest for an important annnouncement...
"...and so, I've, uh, commissioned a new, um, team of, uh, uh, White House, uh, door czars, to help, uh, guide, um, White House, um, personnel to the doors and not the, uh, uh, the windows...
"And don't let the fact that the Bob here is a Muslim, and maybe me too... make you think that I traded five high ranking Taliban officers for some weasel just to help me empty out Gitemeneomono bay prison. After all, I am TOUGH on the war on on on on terrorism, which is over, by the way. Which I won. Which I why I have pre-announced our eventual surrender--WITHDRAWL!! withdrawl in 2016...
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