Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Open Thread Because Work



23 comments:

Double the U said...

(Thought bubble) "hmmmm is he suppose to be doing that to the podium?"

Submariner said...

Now that the, um, White House has, uh, officially been, um, claimed for Islam, uh, uh, uh, let me tell you, um, what I'm, uh, going to do...

Submariner said...

"...and I saved Bowe because he's a true American patriot with honorable service unlike those guys that stayed at their post and followed orders. Isn't that right, brother Abdulluh?"

Submariner said...

"...and finally, a personal message to Bowe:
Allahu Akbar.
You know what to do..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"..."And I, for one, welcome our new muslem overlords".

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...and, you know, the good thing about our becoming a Muslim country is that M'Chel will have to wear a burka!'

chronos the wonder pig said...

Bowe's mom: "Damn he's cute, if only he was all black and straight!"

Jay Guevara said...

"We all plead, 'not guilty.'"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...and in advance of the announcement, I would like to accept my 2nd Nobel Peace Prize because I am so awesome!!"

chronos the wonder pig said...

"..as you all know, I did not learn of the prisoner exchange until I heard about it on Fox News. I place the blame on these two, Bowe's parents. Since they are the guilty parties I have asked for, received, and accepted their resignations as his parents.

Submariner said...

"...so in closing, I'm announcing I will host a wild three way celebration of my awesomeness in the Lincoln bedroom tonight with Bowe's parents. She will, of course, do nothing but take memorial photos for my collection."

Dr. Doom said...

"My fellow Amerikkkans, shortly after Mr. Snowden left the country, I realized that in order for my plan to be successful, we need to keep Amerikkkan traitors at home," orated the President, "therefore I traded five terrorist leaders..."

Anonymous said...

Peter, Paul, & Martyr

Anonymous said...

"What they do?
They smile in your face
All the time they want to take your place
The Back Stabbers..."

dadoctah said...

The Mod Squad has really let themselves go. (Everyone remember "three hip cops: one black, one white, one blonde!"?)

Anonymous said...

Next to Chin Music and Weird Beard, she's blissfully unaware of fashion, men's and mens rea.

Anonymous said...

Obama to take lead in new show called Schmuck Dynasty

Anonymous said...

staring, stuttering, and shit stirring

curly said...

Now I understand why Bergdahl hates America.

Kaptain Krude said...

L to R: (ORA) "*sigh* Rowsdower."
" * "
"I'd hit that."

Submariner said...

Tweedledum and Tweedledummer flank Tweedledummest for an important annnouncement...

Submariner said...

"...and so, I've, uh, commissioned a new, um, team of, uh, uh, White House, uh, door czars, to help, uh, guide, um, White House, um, personnel to the doors and not the, uh, uh, the windows...

Steve O said...

"And don't let the fact that the Bob here is a Muslim, and maybe me too... make you think that I traded five high ranking Taliban officers for some weasel just to help me empty out Gitemeneomono bay prison.

After all, I am TOUGH on the war on on on on terrorism, which is over, by the way. Which I won. Which I why I have pre-announced our eventual surrender--WITHDRAWL!! withdrawl in 2016...