Friday, June 06, 2014

Running Away from Responsibility



1. Fortunately for the young boys, Harry Reid couldn't run very fast with his pants around his ankles.

2. "I know I can win, Mr. President. I saw your workout video. Five reps with five pound weights? You're a f--king pussy."

3. "Really, Mr. President? You were the inspiration for the 'Tumble Bumble Game?'"

4. PMS time was dangerous at the White House. M'Chel had already brained two of the slower children with her eatin' shovel.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
have to say it
"Run Forrest Run!"

Best of curly
“President Obama traded Michigan’s Upper Peninsula to the Canadians for a new swing set in the Rose Garden? Cool!!!”

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Um, if, uh, if uh, I had had, um, uh, if I had had a, um, son, he would have looked, um, nothing like you crackers!"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...and this is how I won the Triple Crown!"

Best Best of
Pamplonan children have their own tradition, Running with the B.S.

Best of Dr. Doom
Drudge Breaking: In political news today, Mr. Putin assigned a new ambassador, Ivanovich Soritskin, to provide the appropriate level of dignity and decorum to his negotiations with the Obama Administration. Mr. Soritskin immediately 'double dog dared' the President to a footrace. Amerikkka will have to return Alaska by the end of the year...

Best of jimmy
"Ha, ha! Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" ---Little Timothy Geitner taunts his former boss while on a field trip from school

Best of metalgarth
C'mon kids they're serving hot dogs in the White House cafeteria! (except one person in the picture is going to be really disappointed)

Best of Jay Guevara
"It's the Tea Party! RUN!!"

19 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

in this photo, only the girl has hands......I'm confused

chronos the wonder pig said...

have to say it

"Run Forrest Run!"

curly said...

“President Obama traded Michigan’s Upper Peninsula to the Canadians for a new swing set in the Rose Garden? Cool!!!”

Dr. Doom said...

"Why are we running Joey," gasped the President, "did you see Putin?"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

...blah blah Safe Schools Czar... blah...

The good doctor phoning it in...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Um, if, uh, if uh, I had had, um, uh, if I had had a, um, son, he would have looked, um, nothing like you crackers!"

Anonymous said...

Genital itching is just one danger among many from running with cis-sores

Steve O said...

Everyone eventually finds their own level.

Anonymous said...

Before Calvin-ball there was Hussein's Hopscotch

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...and this is how I won the Triple Crown!"

Anonymous said...

Pamplonan children have their own tradition, Running with the B.S.

Anonymous said...

The press secretary selection entails a thorough process that leads up to this squirrel-chase time trial, where the winner runs out the clock.

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking:

In political news today, Mr. Putin assigned a new ambassador, Ivanovich Soritskin, to provide the appropriate level of dignity and decorum to his negotiations with the Obama Administration. Mr. Soritskin immediately 'double dog dared' the President to a footrace. Amerikkka will have to return Alaska by the end of the year...

jimmy said...

"Ha, ha! Sucks to be you, doesn't it?"

---Little Timothy Geitner taunts his former boss while on a field trip from school

metalgarth said...

C'mon kids they're serving hot dogs in the White House cafeteria! (except one person in the picture is going to be really disappointed)

Jay Guevara said...

"It's the Tea Party! RUN!!"

Kaptain Krude said...

The hottest new musical group in town! It's Obama and the TV Networks! Thrill to the adventures of Obama, CBS, NBC, and ABC! Coming this fall!

Steve O said...

Obama! You've got them on the run!