Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Make of this what you will.



Best of Best of 
    Yep, Sesame Street has progressed to its logical end stage.

Best of  chronos the wonder pig
    wait...something wrong here...Bizarro-Obama is just like real Obama!!

Best of  Double the U
I see an angry half black, half white pussy eating a dog while being held up by a wave of blue.
I can't see how that relates to anything.

Best of  Dr. Doom
"This meeting of the DNC will come to order," intoned the Chairman, er... chairperson, um... Chairthing.

Best of  dadoctah
    "Nobody puts Baby in a corner! Or feeds Baby after midnight, or gets Baby wet...."

Best of  jimmy
The Joy Behar replacement on The View seems to be a great improvement, appearance-wise, and it goes without saying he'll offer more lucid commentary.

Best of  Markus ARyanas
    "I'm at my angriest when i fart wings!!!"

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
Backstage Tonight Show staffers didn't realize until it was too late - Leno wasn't just pretending to strangle the 5-second censor right before stepping through the curtains to give his farewell monologue.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, Sesame Street has progressed to its logical end stage.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Hilary's Minions start assembling....

Anonymous said...

Baby names for Chelsea Clinton's first born:

Unexpec Teddy
Rodham Rodan
Caviar Dream

chronos the wonder pig said...

wait...something wrong here...Bizarro-Obama is just like real Obama!!

Double the U said...

I see an angry half black, half white pussy eating a dog while being held up by a wave of blue.

I can't see how that relates to anything.

Dr. Doom said...

"This meeting of the DNC will come to order," intoned the Chairman, er... chairperson, um... Chairthing.

Dr. Doom said...

The School Lunch Czar reports for duty...

dadoctah said...

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner! Or feeds Baby after midnight, or gets Baby wet...."

Anonymous said...

And that's the last time Briar Rabbit threw the tar baby in the briar patch

Dr. Doom said...

Dick Cheney as reported on MSNBC.. .

Dr. Doom said...

In Algore's next movie, The day after Yesterday, this guy was cast as the Ghost of Climate Change Future...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I never thought I'd say this, but Victoria's Secret just jumped the shark and was promptly eaten by a killer whale.

-OR-

Little Known Hollywood Factoid #182
During his time as an illegal immigrant in Hawaii Obamalama starred as "Baby King Kong, Ann Darrow 's Lovechild."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Sammy Davis, Jr. in Black Face" - A lost reel from the Dean Martin Show surfaces!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Making Whoopee
Ted Danson claims he contracted something during his bizarre romance with Whoopi Goldberg. Doctors are completely baffled but note a connection to the super moon.

Submariner said...

I see it's going to be the same old, same old for the DNC opening ceremonies in 2016...

Submariner said...

Why you shouldn't let Steven King read bedtime stories to your kids.

Submariner said...

Typical Government Contractors as reported by MSDNC.

metalgarth said...

I am the all powerfull JohnKerry...

Bring me Teresa's broomstick!

jimmy said...

The Joy Behar replacement on The View seems to be a great improvement, appearance-wise, and it goes without saying he'll offer more lucid commentary.

Submariner said...

Double the U said...
I see an angry half black, half white pussy eating a dog while being held up by a wave of blue.

I can't see how that relates to anything.



Well Done! Immediate nominee for "Best ofs: 2014"

Dr. Doom said...

Right Wing Christian Hate Symposium Topic:

In a post Obama world would this photograph make Dawn's head explode? Should it?

Monors discuss...

Mr Hankey said...

What every New Yorker thinks we look like in Texas.

Submariner said...

"...and if you oppose me in ANY way, my minions in the media shall label you as RACIST and you will be relegated to the Group W bench with the rest of the inconsequential, non-arugala eaters!"

Markus ARyanas said...

"I'm at my angriest when i fart wings!!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Backstage Tonight Show staffers didn't realize until it was too late - Leno wasn't just pretending to strangle the 5-second censor right before stepping through the curtains to give his farewell monologue.

curly said...

“…and I’ll have my minion Obama flood your open borders with hundreds of thousands of diseased, illiterate, penniless Central Americans! How do you like them apples, a$$hole?”