Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Meanwhile, Back at the Al Bundy Memorial

Brender


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    Yoko Ono finally realizes that her art was always just shit anyways.

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Future voters of America get to see a visual representation of where Obama is taking their future employment prospects.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

After a bold renovation Stu's Water Park and Petting Zoo outmaneuvers public health advocates

Anonymous said...

Newsweek was right; we really are all socialists now.

Anonymous said...

Pilgrims to Fecca

Anonymous said...

Purchase of an EZ Pass gets you slipped ahead of the line

chronos the wonder pig said...

It's not just a toilet... a FERGUSON. The King of bowls!

jimmy said...

I think it was Carl Sagan--or was it Archie Bunker?--who said the world would not end with a bang, but a "va-woooosh".

USMC2841 said...

And I thought I worked with a bunch of Shitheads.

Kaptain Krude said...

Sh!t-for-brains

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Asian coneheads queue up to inspect the latest Japanese invention: a bidet sized for Walmart shoppers.

-OR-

The new rock climbing gym offers a practice cliff for lemmings.

Submariner said...

Well how did you THINK they made "Soilent Green?"

Submariner said...

Seriously, you really shouldn't ask to use the WC at Hagrid's hut...

Submariner said...

Sized off one of her pantsuits, Bill had a special "Presidential Throne" installed for Hillary back at the mansion, uh, er, "poor person's abode where we live off the kindness of strangers..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Chinese Water Authority's Raw Sewage Debacles exhibit uses a realistic simulator to teach kids how fecal matter eventually becomes a carp.

-OR-

The Voluntary Swirly Test helps teachers identify those kids most likely to become bullying victims.

-OR-

Metaphor for what Congress is doing to legal citizens and the US economy.

Dr. Doom said...

MSNBC's new late show features a bit called 'Stupid Republican Tricks'...

Dr. Doom said...

The Performance Art Players Troupe performs its smash hit The Economy...

curly said...

The induction rituals of the Future Plumbers of America was even creepier than the Skull and Bones Society ceremonies.

Mr Hankey said...

Yoko Ono finally realizes that her art was always just shit anyways.

The Expendable said...

So when you said you "dropped the kids off at the pool", you were being literal?

jimmy said...

In a remote area of Douchebagistan where Mr. Hankey is worshipped as a God, virgin sacrifices are a yearly event. Authorities ironically refer to the practice as "stinking of Western influence".

GregMan said...

Future voters of America get to see a visual representation of where Obama is taking their future employment prospects.