Monday, July 28, 2014

Still on Vacation





Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Google retrofitted Willie Nelson's tour bus as their first driverless commuting vehicle. All went well until it got the munchies and wanted a drink.

Best of Submariner
    "Bush's fault."

Best of Dr. Doom
If the Carter Presidential Bus met the Obama Presidential Bus on the Worst President in History Memorial Highway.

Best of Steve O
    "Try not to scrape the bottom of the bus as you pull it out! I'm in enough trouble already.

Best of s
    All I know is, if Obama was driving, it's Bush's fault.

Best of Submariner
    Looks like some Dem politician made the mistake of loading the "Army of Mom" voice app to their Tom-Tom...

Best of jimmy
    Malaysian Bus Lines seems to be having an equally bizarre string of bad luck.
    Too soon?

Best of Best of
    Caution: Dip

Best of curly
    On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking water drinking buses for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Congrats, you passed!
    As a member in good standing with the powerful Bus Drivers Local #28, Barney didn't sweat the annual Skills Evaluation.

Best of Best of
    It's alrght. How many bus stories are out there ...that don't involve Shirley Jones jerking the wheel at last minute to spare the world from enduring a Partridge Family reunion.

28 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough is ROTFLOL at the caption on the photo and says he wants it to win.


Google retrofitted Willie Nelson's tour bus as their first driverless commuting vehicle. All went well until it got the munchies and wanted a drink.

-OR-

How can you tell if a hacker's infected your GPS with a virus?
HEY! Turn left NOW! NOW!
.
.
. April Fools


-OR-

Obamalama's Hope & Change tour couldn't find an on ramp with OnStar and a Sherpa guide.

Submariner said...

Part white, part black? I'd have thought for sure that Obamalama was trying to disguise his campaign bus for fund-raising trips, except that it would have had to have been a yellow belly instead to fully represent his Presidency...



ATDHE-A

Submariner said...

"Bush's fault."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

If the Carter Presidential Bus met the Obama Presidential Bus on the Worst President in History Memorial Highway.

Steve O said...

"Try not to scrape the bottom of the bus as you pull it out! I'm in enough trouble already.

Steve O said...

"Try not to scrape the bottom of the bus as you pull it out! I'm in enough trouble already.

s said...

All I know is, if Obama was driving, it's Bush's fault.

Submariner said...

You can trust ol' Subby on this one: that is NOT the proper way to crash dive.

Submariner said...

Looks like some Dem politician made the mistake of loading the "Army of Mom" voice app to their Tom-Tom...

Submariner said...

Send in the clowns.
There ought to be clowns.
Don't bother, they're here...

Anonymous said...

it was bound to happen to the chollo shuttlebus en route to the lowrider convention

Anonymous said...

At least you're not living in a van down by the river

jimmy said...

Malaysian Bus Lines seems to be having an equally bizarre string of bad luck.

Too soon?

Anonymous said...

You want for me to get you Water Taxi?

Anonymous said...

The real life events that inspired the film Speed are a bit more anticlimactic than you'd imagine.

Anonymous said...

Caution: Dip

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to pack a neck brace when joining the Knievel's annual family outing.

Anonymous said...

It's about time for a Jackass reboot

Anonymous said...

"Dude?"
"Buddy, my head"
"Homey, get off me"
"Buddy, I can't see"
"What just happened to us Dude?"
"Homey, I told you, we shouldn't have taken the bus!"

curly said...

On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking water drinking buses for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Keanu Reeves' stunt double to SPEED director Jan de Bont:
I told you this wouldn't work.
I told you to use CGI.
Did you listen to me?
Noooooo. You wanted "realism."
Well, you can call GEICO and talk the chameleon.


-OR-

This is why you rarely hear of a bus successfully attempting suicide. It's really just a cry for help.


-OR-


Bus Driver Steve said he knew a shortcut, the passengers yelled, "go for it!" Nobody thought to ask how he planned to get back UP on the road.

-OR-

CNBC: The results of Norwegian Cruise Line's diversification merger with Greyhound were predictable.

Submariner said...

Like a good neighbor, Fate Storm is there...

Submariner said...

Shortly after the crash, confused Muslims gatheresed around the bus asking each other if they were supposed to swarm it or not...

Submariner said...
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Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Anonymous (I hope you know who you are) - The undersigned hereby offers you a pat on the back and a personally autographed Ooopsie-Gram for inadvertently plagiarizing your reference to the SPEED movie in a caption. Trust it was unintentional but will likely happen again unless I get new glasses.
~~ Carpe teh Phlogiston

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Congrats, you passed!
As a member in good standing with the powerful Bus Drivers Local #28, Barney didn't sweat the annual Skills Evaluation.

Anonymous said...

It's alrght. How many bus stories are out there? ...that don't involve Shirley Jones jerking the wheel at last minute to spare the world from enduring a Partridge Family reunion.