Friday, July 18, 2014

The Soultaker



1. "What did you just say young lady? My mother does what?"

2. "Goodnight Moon has nothing on this shit, I tell you what."

3. "Redrum, Redrum, Redrum..." "Oh, you kids and your made-up words."

4. Planned Parenthood wishes to remind you: This is pretty much all children. Make your appointment today. (Ask about our Margaret Sanger Special for minorities and other undesirables)

5. This rare photograph of the young Nancy Grace explains a great deal.

30 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

Julie learns better vomiting methodology.

Submariner said...

This sounds fun. Bring me a crucifix, mommy...

Anonymous said...

Look what buying a book printed from non-sustainable sources hath wrought.

The body of Consensus compels you!
The body of Consensus compels you!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Daddy, I TOLD you I didn't want to go to sleep, yet. Do you know what the penalty is for pissing me off?
ATDHE (D = daddy)

dadoctah said...

"A little one-sided, wouldn't you say Mother? The author sets up a conflict without even beginning to examine what drives poor Regan, and even has the audacity to give it a title implying Father Damien is the hero. You ask me, he's pushing some kind of agenda here."

Dr. Doom said...

Hard Choices bored even the most diehard of Hillary's intellectual equals. They can't even get past the first chapter. Fortunately she has the Photoshop Wizards from the New York Times on retainer to address the problem...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yeah, yeah, I'm soooo cute. You do realize if you put that on Facebook it'll kill my chances of getting into that hoity-toity catholic pre-school, right?
Sigh, why do I even bother thawtballooning them?

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Stanley Ann! They named me Stanley Ann........"

dadoctah said...

Goth: It Begins Here.

GregMan said...

"Hillary in 2016..."

GregMan said...

I see the Safe Schools Czar has been updating the Kindergarten reading list again...

Mr Hankey said...

This will make your head spin!

Anonymous said...

Hoity-toity catholic pre-school administrator reviews this applicant:

Her Latin is on par with a revolutionary, and she already spews bile at a liberation theologian's level.

APPROVED FOR ADMISSION

Anonymous said...

Proud progressive parents beam seeing their little angel's Pavlovian response to a character named Regan.

Anonymous said...

If you thought young Linda Blair was tarted up in the film sequel, just wait till you see what Roman Polanski does with this little adaptation.

Anonymous said...

Sugar and spice and shoot everything twice

Anonymous said...

Such are the wages of mispronouncing "Klaatu barada nikto"

jimmy said...

Maybe strained peas for lunch was not the best idea? Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

Future hollywood a lister?

curly said...

“That’s right sweety! Give us your best Barry Soetoro impression while I get my camera.”

Submariner said...

Dawn reacts to the first sarcastic remark she's ever heard regarding minorities. Sadly, it went downill from there...

Mr Hankey said...

2020 - The novelization of GOP impeachment proceedings failing to work on President Clinton - and the new task in mind to finally rid the nation of Hillary.

Kizi said...

Very funny :)

Submariner said...

I only got 1 nerve left, Mr. Subby; and you're getting ON it...

Submariner said...

No, Hillary, I do NOT look "good enough to eat..." Go get your stem-cell-fix from somebody else...

Submariner said...

So maybe I was wrong:
'THAT' look now appears to me as genetic mechanism vice a learned trait afterall...

Steve O said...

The AP runs a story on Sunday School children.

Submariner said...

The Little Sisters of Mercy appear to be exactly what Rachel Madow portrayed them to be.

Submariner said...

Yes, dipstick; I AM selecting the Best Ofs this week.
What of it?

Submariner said...

I said; "NObody puts me in a corner."