Wednesday, July 23, 2014

This One Time, on the Metro...

Schneider



1. "So, is this the station where you get off?"

2. Sandra Fluke picks up another campaign "donation."

3. Calvin Klein Jeans ads are kind of starting to lose their edge.

4. And because of the prudery of some nosy Metro official, Leon later died of his snakebite.

5. Anthony Weiner still enjoys riding the subway.

Threadwinner: USMC2841
    Linus and Sally are now banned from all public transportation.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Hillary does research for her "Hard Choices" movie, err I mean book.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Boy, you guys are completely misreading the situation. They're merely playing an intense game of in-the-dark Battleship.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Nice, making fun of an innocent reading of Longfellow under a blanket. Learn their story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Best of dadoctah
    Metrosexual: Ur doin it rong.

Best of Submariner
    I can't wait to see where Chris Angel is going with this one...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
At the coroner's inquest, a contrite young Ted Kennedy said the reason he sat on the prostitute's head through 11 station stops was he figured her squirming, kicking and muffled cries were signs of approval... after sheepishly admitting he didn't actually understand the term BJ. His record was expunged.

Best of Mr Hankey
    Looks like someone engaged the subway auto-pilot.

Best of Dactyl
    Conjoined twins need public transportation too, you haters!

Best of John Schneider
    Why, no, I don't work at Hobby Lobby. Why do you ask?

Best of Armando
    Ahh, the mobile Dutch oven!

26 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Hillary was so poor that....."

Whacko said...

New Yorkers will go to great lengths to consume over-sized cola drinks.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Hillary does research for her "Hard Choices" movie, err I mean book.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Chelsea: "Daddy says it's not sex....."

USMC2841 said...

My Blankie!!! My Business!!!

USMC2841 said...

Linus and Sally are now banned from all public transportation.

Anonymous said...

An ideal place to flick a lit cigarette butt onto. How careless of me!

Anonymous said...

Blame the relentless theocratic encroachment into the public square.

Anonymous said...

Charlie horseplay on the MTA

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh my Lord, it's full of stars!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Boy, you guys are completely misreading the situation. They're merely playing an intense game of in-the-dark Battleship.

Kaptain Krude said...

Nice, making fun of an innocent reading of Longfellow under a blanket. Learn their story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Kaptain Krude said...

Subby finally has his prom date.

dadoctah said...

Metrosexual: Ur doin it rong.

Submariner said...

I can't wait to see where Chris Angel is going with this one...

Submariner said...

Mayor Bloomberg is getting an up close and personal look at the NYC concealed carry, eh? I sure hope he doesn't get excited and discharge that weapon. But, if he does, I hope he wipes it off before he comes out from under the blanket...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Things you did not know about Pimps #69: New hires are subject to pop quizzes.

-OR-

With his Jeep in the shop, Eddie took his HOV lane blow up doll on the subway to mess with people: that fundie preacher, those white-shirted LSD boys, the Metro rent-a-cop, this blue-haired little old biddy BONK! with a cane.

-OR-

At the coroner's inquest, a contrite young Ted Kennedy said the reason he sat on the prostitute's head through 11 station stops was he figured her squirming, kicking and muffled cries were signs of approval... after sheepishly admitting he didn't actually understand the term BJ. His record was expunged.

-OR-

Charlie Sheen cleans up his act. Sorta.

Mr Hankey said...

Looks like someone engaged the subway auto-pilot.

Whacko said...

So this is what means, "bending the arc of the moral universe!"

Dr. Doom said...

It is nice to see that someone is enjoying their commute...

Dr. Doom said...

Intern: "Gee President Clinton, I thought interns were supposed to get coffee and file papers and stuff like that. I never dreamed I would get to do 'Mass Transit Shaft Inspections'. How long is this tunnel anyway?"
Bill: "I don't know honey let's find out shall we?"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dactyl said...

Conjoined twins need public transportation too, you haters!

John Schneider said...

Why, no, I don't work at Hobby Lobby. Why do you ask?

Armando said...

Ahh, the mobile Dutch oven!

Submariner said...

>snort<
Franks and beans...
>snort<