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It's not the size of your strap-on that matters, it's how you dangle your worm.
Cap'n Stabbin's crew is all smiles after learning this is the annual Pin Dick Pity Cruise.
Wonder what they're using for bait? Ahh - nevermind...
Doesn't remind me in the least of what it was like really being at sea... Not that I wouldn't have liked this version MUCH, MUCH better!
"Sorry, Subby; we're using rod and reel today, not harpoons...""Maybe later?"
Just prior to shanghaiing the all-female crew and setting sail for Bora Bora, a retired submariner allegedly hoisted a large flag with the phrase, "If this boat's a'rockin, don't come a'knockin." Conflicting eyewitness reports described the girls as valiantly resisting... or maybe just lap dancing. All agreed the boat was a'rockin.
Heh Heh...It was in my dream last night, Carpe. At least until the first mate woke me up with the alarm clock to the temple...
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