Monday, August 11, 2014
1. "Really? You'll throw in the undercoating for only $300! That's a great deal!"
2. The SCOAMF mind-melds with himself so he can ponder the infinite void.
3. Obama consults with his top policy advisor, Little Bunny Foo-Foo.
4. "So, you see, the contract is signed in your own blood and Satan *will* come to claim you."
5. "And here is a list of Hamas's latest demand; as you can see, they took most of your suggestions."
Best of USMC2841
You lost me after "We the people of the United States".
Best of Best of
Susan's on her knees? Those heady days of the nineties are back, baby!
Best of mega
"No, this is not the book 'Why Obama Is The Worst President Ever." It's an executive summary of the index to the table of contents."
Best of curly
Despite all of the coaching, Obama just can’t grasp how to give a proper Illuminati/Horis eye symbol.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Everyone agrees Biden's a loon. Just sign the commitment papers, Barack. He'll be well cared for... he's got that exclusive PLATINUM health insurance perk congress voice-voted for themselves.
Best of metalgarth
You mean I could go to Ferguson, Missouri and get me some free rims?
Best of GregMan
ORA: "Which one is Shinola again?"
Best of The Expendable
"Umm... I've never read anything like this before. All of the S's... umm... look like F's. 'Congrefs'? What the hell does that mean? It's nothing but... umm... giberish."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Would you stop yammering about the ISIS rebels for one minute woman," complained the President, "I am trying to decide where to go on my next vacation..."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Here is the new, abbreviated version of the Constitution you asked for, Mr. President. Article I: you can whatever you want. Article II: wait, there is no Article II."
Best of Submariner
For the thousandth time, Barry:
No; there are only 50 states.