1. Tommy Wiseau's latest oeuvre: "Oh, hi, Swamp Thing."
2. Coming up next on BBC 2, the Doctor must save the world from an invasion of baseball-cap weaing Vegi-men.
3. Latest trend in hipster neighborhoods... walking organic salad bars.
4. Just proving Marvel still has some more barrels to scrape after Ant-Man comes out.
5. "OK, family, I'm off to Folsom Street. Make sure my inflatable butt cushion is ready when I get home. I'll be tender."