Friday, August 15, 2014

TIckle Me, Elmo

Schneider


1. Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters  T and A.

2. Today on Sesame Street, Elmo and Grover discover genital piercings

3. "In days of old a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking, now heaven knows, anything goes!.."

4. "Never mind, Elmo, it's a pre-op."

5. "The smelly pirate hooker is a person in your neighborhood...."

Best of The Expendable
Interestingly, there are at least four people in this picture that have had a man's hand up their ass.

Best of dadoctah
...as Bronies everywhere pause to reconsider their choices....

Best of Best of
cookie monster need to clean between teeth, will use your butt floss

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
over the loudspeaker: People, please! The 2016 DNC Convention Site Selection process is about to begin. All members please take your seats. Will the white guy in the white shirt hitting on the Hooker's Union rep... yeah YOU... take a hike!"

Best of John Schneider
"Damn, she needs to shave that thing."

Best of dadoctah
Red and blue Wookiees have their own unique customs of observing Life Day.

Best of John Schneider
See? I told you it's not the same as the Folsom Street Fair!

Best of Armando
In a role reversal he didn't expect, Elmo felt the need to tickle somebody else.

Best of metalgarth
Look. It's the Nookie Monster!


29 comments:

The Expendable said...

Interestingly, there are at least four people in this picture that have had a man's hand up their ass.

dadoctah said...

...as Bronies everywhere pause to reconsider their choices....

Rodney Dill said...

Just don't 'Delete *.*'

Anonymous said...

Breaking News: Paul Ryan's Windsor knot is a bust; anarchy ensues.

Anonymous said...

nookie monster like three-way with frosted cheeks

Anonymous said...

cookie monster need to clean between teeth, will use your butt floss

Anonymous said...

PBS sees beaucoup bucks after Iman and Bowie appear during this past pledge drive. Although it may not diminish those Jagger rumors, the masquerade definitely stoked up the crazy pansies and fruit flies.

Anonymous said...

It's a man

Anonymous said...

P is for pu$$y, that's good enough for me, P is for pu$$y, that's good enough for me!

metalgarth said...

(Say it out loud in your best Elmo voice for maximum effect)

C'mon Grover, let's do it! You know what they say. You ain't a man till you did it with the tan!

chronos the wonder pig said...

"I don't think we are on Sesame Street anymore...."

mega said...

Grover: "We had to do it, E. Otherwise they won't run the show anymore in 3rd grade classrooms."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

over the loudspeaker: People, please! The 2016 DNC Convention Site Selection process is about to begin. All members please take your seats. Will the white guy in the white shirt hitting on the Hooker's Union rep... yeah YOU... take a hike!"

John Schneider said...

"Damn, she needs to shave that thing."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hi Trixie," exclaimed Elmo and Grover, "Tonight's cast party is brought to you by the letters D and P..."

Mr Hankey said...

Elmo realizes that after years of searching, Cookie Monster has finally found the cookie of his dreams...and he is ready to munch.

dadoctah said...

Red and blue Wookiees have their own unique customs of observing Life Day.

Rodney Dill said...

It wasn't until years later that anyone understood why Bill Gates had been some adamant to include the hidden command " BUGGER *.* " in the DOS operating system.

Rodney Dill said...

Asterisk?
I don't even know her risk.

(OK, that one wasn't all that thought through)

Rodney Dill said...

Punctuation matters!

curly said...

What happens on Sesame Street stays on Sesame Street.

John Schneider said...

See? I told you it's not the same as the Folsom Street Fair!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hillary! I know that's you! No, I don't want to be your new intern!"

Armando said...

In a role reversal he didn't expect, Elmo felt the need to tickle somebody else.

Submariner said...

Mrs. Hooper!?!?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SAT TEST QUESTION: "How many bewbs are exposed in this image?"
a) 2 - the Red & Blue political muppets
b) 4 - "a" plus the two on the nekkid babe
c) everyone at an event like this is a bewb
Answer: "a" OR "c" are accepted. "b" assumes Miss Bodypaint is not a dewd. Never assume!

Submariner said...

Gee, Elmo; "she's" hung better'n you are!

Scotty G. said...

Flossing, You're doing it wrong.

metalgarth said...

Look. It's the Nookie Monster!