Friday, August 29, 2014

Unlike Obama, Code Pink has an actual strategy for dealing with Islamic terror.


1. "It's dirt, baby, because that's all you're worth."

2. "OMG! This is slightly worse than my normal dandruff."

3. "Mmmm! This cat litter is full of Tootsie Rolls."

Best of Best of
To avoid defects, follow all directions when reconstituting freeze-dried Wicked Witch of the West.

Best of Dr. Doom
The Ice Bucket Challenge - California style...

Best of curly
To keep her head from exploding, Dawn tried many home remedies.

Best of Submariner
Don't look now, but I think that "Shiela" is sporting serious wood...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"And THIS is for daring to wear pink before Labor Day!!"
Those Code Pink types could be absolutely brutal sometimes.

Best of dadoctah
Usually, thought Shirley, it's the cat that tries to bury me when I come home from India Palace.

Best of Mr Hankey
"A sprinkle a day" my ass. Julie needs a full dump.

Best of mega
Many expected the slut shaming to stop under Obama, at least right outside the White House.

Best of mega
"For $100, This will make you black and gay." Thousands had already been scammed at colleges across the country."

Best of Kaptain Krude
Worst. Wet T-shirt contest. Ever.


19 comments:

jimmy said...

Nikki Finke, is that you?

Anonymous said...

To avoid defects, follow all directions when reconstituting freeze-dried Wicked Witch of the West.

Dr. Doom said...

The Ice Bucket Challenge - California style...

curly said...

To keep her head from exploding, Dawn tried many home remedies.

Submariner said...

Don't look now, but I think that "Shiela" is sporting serious wood...

dadoctah said...

The shirt came about when she accepted the Pepto-Bismol Bucket Challenge.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What at first appeared to be another lame attempt to shame shampoo makers into eliminating unpronounceable chemicals from their products went viral when Cathi's hair fell out and she burst into flame.

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Too bad Sam & Janet Evening misread DC's Littering Law... the fine is levied PER PIECE! or roughly $3 BILLION in their case. Ironically, had it been raining, a single gooey mess would have cost them just $125.

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Stupid liberals trying to demonstrate how little threat 20 million illegals pose to white Americans. Fortunately, a convoy union dump truck drivers hauling 100's of tons of rocks coincidentally chose the same exact spot to protest Obamalama's plan to let millions of illegals compete for US JOBS.

WordVerify: sokshed - Where Imelda Marcos stored her stocking collection.

Kaptain Krude said...

"And THIS is for daring to wear pink before Labor Day!!"

Those Code Pink types could be absolutely brutal sometimes.

Anonymous said...

You're only masking the smell

dadoctah said...

Usually, thought Shirley, it's the cat that tries to bury me when I come home from India Palace.

dadoctah said...

"My name? Sandy of course. Why do you ask?"

Mr Hankey said...

"A sprinkle a day" my ass. Julie needs a full dump.

mega said...

Many expected the slut shaming to stop under Obama, at least right outside the White House.

mega said...

"This will harden and then the little Espheni thingies will attach themselves to her chest and kill her." Sadly, Republicans lacked a clear strategy outvoting the moonbat masses in 2014.

mega said...

Karen's husband looked on, and realized that no matter how much DudeBro he tried to project with his reverse baseball cap, collared T-shirt, shorts and sandals, he would never be up to speed on what women turned women on these days.

mega said...

"For $100, This will make you black and gay." Thousands had already been scammed at colleges across the country."

The Expendable said...

Representative Wasserman-Shultz demonstrates her California-approved hair treatment.

Jay Guevara said...

I had no idea anyone still used chamber pots.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Wet T-shirt contest. Ever.