Tuesday, August 05, 2014

What Is it with Democrats and Girly Bikes?


1. The Doofusmobile temporarily disabled, Doofusman rides to the rescue on the Doofus-cycle.

2. The Secret Service detail knew that shoving a stick into the spokes would be a career-ending move but... dammit... this asshole SO had it coming.

3. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin roars through the countryside on his souped-up Harley with a pair of Hooters waitresses -- one in the back, one on the handlebars -- all the while firing his AK-47 with pinpoint accuracy.

4. Hey, look, a commie faggot on a bike. 

30 comments:

USMC2841 said...

NewsWire...The Obama Department of Energy announced it's newest Fossil Fuels policy this afternoon...

USMC2841 said...

Even his dog hides in shame.

jimmy said...

Looks like his Sugar Mama cut his allowance again...

Anonymous said...

Here we see the Secretary of State hard at work representing the President.

Anonymous said...

Sovereign drops keep falling my head
but that doesn't mean we're in 1914's stead

Anonymous said...

"Man up, Mr. Kerry!" Sadly, he already has.

Anonymous said...

Continental astride herstory yelling, "flop!"

Anonymous said...

There's a squatter you'll never have to worry about sidling up next to at the urinals.

curly said...

“So come on down to Crazy John’s Used Car Lot! We’re dealing on these babies like we’re swapping for Taliban generals for deserter soldiers!”

Anonymous said...

Another swells' season, the red tide rolls in. Stinks, don't it?

Mr Hankey said...

Luckily for Kerry, his Swift Bikers never came out of the shadows to admit they even knew him.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Washington - RWNBTD's (Republicans with nothing better to do) are considering impeaching Kerry for failure to wear the official Obamalama silly helmet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In true pacifist tradition the State Dept begins sending Happy Birthday cards with pictures of our wussy negotiators on the front and Walmart gift cards inside to despots & terrorists.

Mr Hankey said...

Perhaps this image doesn't put the fear of God into our enemies, but it sure puts in in mine.

Kaptain Krude said...

The new update of "Peewee's Big Adventure" promises to be just as exciting as the first film.

Rooted in Him said...

While greeted with great hope after he won the presidency in 2004, his single term in office has left former president John Kerry as worn-out and pathetic as Jimmy Carter.

Steve O said...

It's not "Democrats and Girly Bikes." It's Girly Democrats and Bikes."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

PRIORITIES
Kerry shows off one of thousands of exciting prizes Obamalama's 'Leave No Illegal Behind' robo-pen executive order gives out to young hispanics who cross our porous border. Meanwhile, 100's of thousands of legal citizens in Appalachia still don't have adequate food or decent healthcare.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kerry even fails at crossdresing.

Kaptain Krude said...

"...and the bike you rode in on!"

Kaptain Krude said...

No photographs are necessary. This memory is seared -seared- into John Kerry's memory.

Kaptain Krude said...

John Kerry got tired of competing with the face of the other horse. There can be only one!

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll just ride my bike around during our lunch break from the peace talks," thought the Secretary of State, "Nothing inspires confidence in Amerikkka like manly exercise in public..."

Dr. Doom said...

'Hey which one of you ba$tards took my Hello Kitty basket," wheedled Mr. Kerry?

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Kerry rode his 'hog' into Sturgis right at sundown. His night went down hill from there...

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Kaptain Krude said...

Minutes later, John F'n Kerry "accidentally" crashed, awarded himself his third and final elusive Purple Heart, and got the hell out of that disaster of a war.

The Expendable said...

Sadly, the bike is the manliest thing in the picture.

mega said...

Looks like they better install the polka dot umbrella into the handle bar before the rain starts!

mega said...

The bike was a gift from the State of Israel for all his fine work.