Monday, August 18, 2014

... While Rome Burns


1. The Obamas watch televised coverage of the Ferguson riots.

2. "OMG! She's really doing it with a donkey! I love Tijuana!"

3. "Wow. Metalgarth's band is really quite good."

4. The Obama attend another Fundraiser. Sandra Fluke offers donors lap-dances for a $100 donation, and offers not to perform a lap dance for a $200 donation.

5. "Nothing like a good dog fight to lose the grip of the old ennui, eh, M'Chel?"

Best of Submariner
"The One" has a rather predictable response to the Hilldawg's clitorectomy...

Best of Dr. Doom
Late in his Presidency, Obama Death Panel meetings were televised using an awards show gala format...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Look Michelle, five more illeg... er... under-served future Democrat voters made it past the checkpoint" applauded the President, "This is much better than Fast and Furious..."

Best of jimmy
PrezBO: "I'm so glad we decided to re-institute the gladiator games. NOW I really feel like the emperor I was born to be. I say! Ann Coulter sure can swing an ax."

Best of USMC2841
The Obama's were thrilled to learn the Queen had regifted his speeches.

Best of GregMan
"Whooo-eee! Dat Michael Brown sure put da smack-down on dat Pakistani store owner!"

Best of metalgarth
"Wow. Metalgarth's band is really quite good." So let's find a way to download his CD for free! Paying for music is for suckers.

Best of mega
(from the TV set) "....and today ISIS burned down another three Christian villages..."

Best of mega
Once the Espheni harnesses started glowing, it became much easier to tell who was or wasn't human.

Best of curly
“Look M’chelle! There’s another white-owned business in Ferguson going up in flames!”

30 comments:

Submariner said...

"The One" has a rather predictable response to the Hilldawg's clitorectomy...




v word - formsm - for msm, LMAO

Submariner said...

Barry forgets himself for a moment, believing he's back in Frank Marchall Davis' lap; all because m'Chel wore her strap-on...

Jay Guevara said...

"Now aren't I better than that nasty chalk-faced Danish PM?"

Dr. Doom said...

Documentary Announcer: "...or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble-"
President: "Boy those Founding Fathers were a laugh a minute weren't they 'Chele?"

Dr. Doom said...

Late in his Presidency, Obama Death Panel meetings were televised using an awards show gala format...

Dr. Doom said...

"Look Michelle, five more illeg... er... under-served future Democrat voters made it past the checkpoint" applauded the President, "This is much better than Fast and Furious..."

jimmy said...

PrezBO: "I'm so glad we decided to re-institute the gladiator games. NOW I really feel like the emperor I was born to be. I say! Ann Coulter sure can swing an ax."

M'Chel: "I was right! Karl Rove DID keep blathering on! Talking head, indeed."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hmm! I like the entertainment, but the name has got to go! There's no bread here, anyway. Let's call it, 'Obama and Circuses'! That's got a certain ring to it, doesn't it?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"That was pretty good, wasn't it, there Mi... you know, I never noticed it until now, but your hands are almost as big as mine. They're almost man-h..." And the reign of Obama the Unready came to a sudden halt.

Whacko said...

"I tell you, 'Shell, it is good to be da Prez!"

Submariner said...

"We'll just have to approve it to find out what's in it!"

MSNBC broadcasts the private, invitation-only, Obama election night party celebrating the passage of his "Mystery Amendment" since he knows that it's a repeal of the first 10...

Submariner said...

The Obama's react to parading the main course at State Dinners; tonight it's a rack of St Bernard with a light bernaise sauce and arugula garnish.

Submariner said...

Dumbererer and Dumberest?

USMC2841 said...

The Obama's were thrilled to learn the Queen had regifted his speeches.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

O & M were delighted to hear they'd won the door prize - an all expenses paid trip for two aboard Cap'n Stabbin's annual Pin Dick Pity Cruise.

GregMan said...

"Whooo-eee! Dat Michael Brown sure put da smack-down on dat Pakistani store owner!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The O's share a special happy moment when Obamalama wins the Low Achievers Society's Down Low Limbo trophy.... until someone at the table explains.

metalgarth said...

"Wow. Metalgarth's band is really quite good." So let's find a way to download his CD for free! Paying for music is for suckers.

metalgarth said...

"Wow. Metalgarth's band is really quite good." But they are a bit loud. Did you bring any rubber bullets?

mega said...

(from the TV set) "....and today ISIS burned down another three Christian villages..."

mega said...

"God, I love Schindler's List."

mega said...

No matter how many times you see the Vagina Monologues, it just never gets old.

mega said...

(mic check) "...Our plan is to kill all the white people, and ... well, that's the whole plan."

mega said...

Michelle leaned in quietly and whispered in his ear. "Queen of diamonds."

mega said...

"You know what's even better than this skit, lover? The twelve Yazidi girls I purchased for your pleasure, waiting for you in the oval office."

mega said...

(TV set) "CNN confirms that James Foley was, in fact, white."

mega said...

Once the Espheni harnesses started glowing, it became much easier to tell who was or wasn't human.

mega said...

Watching the private live feed of illegals crossing the border into El Paso provided a rare moment of levity.

Submariner said...

"...and it looks like your sending the AG to obfuscate in Ferguson is taking attention away from Trey Gowdey's actual findings, Mr. Obama..."

curly said...

“Look M’chelle! There’s another white-owned business in Ferguson going up in flames!”