Monday, August 25, 2014

Wonder SCOAMF Powers, Activate...


1. "Ah, golfing with my bilionaire buddies in a place 99.998% of Americans will never have access to. Viva La Revolucion, comrades!"

2. "I wonder what the poor people are doing today? Meh, f--k 'em!"

3. "Hey, you're right. This *is* a better means of exchanging long protein strands!"

4. "OK, Jeff, now you get down on all fours in between us and we make the Eiffel Tower."

5. "Nice butt. Er, putt. No, wait, butt."

Best of curly
 Showing wonderful dexterity and playfulness, our Dear Leader participates in an impromptu one-handed game of "London Bridge Is Falling Down".

Best of The Expendable
    "So... umm... do you want to... umm... come back to my place and work on your putz?"

Best of The Expendable
    Apparent, M'chelle is not the only one that he enjoys fisting...

Best of Dr. Doom
    Caddy: "Very good sir, another hole in twelve... so mark it as par then?"
    Mr. Obama: "No mark it down - just make sure Biden does the adding when we get to the 19th hole..."

Best of Mr Hankey
    Whatever happened to Dumb Donald, Mushmoith, and Weird Harold?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Obamalama's Bucket List #71
    ✓ Swapping cash for smack right under the nose of my Secret Service detail.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Danged if I can find it," complained the President, "Have General Smith pull the drone off Boehner and come find my ball..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Play that, um, uh, funky, um uh uh um, that funky music, um uh white boy."

Best of Mr Hankey
    Yeah, I got my clubs "shopping" in Ferguson too!!!

Best of Steve O
    And then I said, "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'ISIS' is!"



22 comments:

USMC2841 said...

"Golf Score? Oh, 3 under"...No, Mr. Presdident. He said,"How's the Gulf War?"

The Expendable said...

It's good to be the king.

curly said...

Showing wonderful dexterity and playfulness, our Dear Leader participates in an impromptu one-handed game of "London Bridge Is Falling Down".

The Expendable said...

... Then the white guy, wanting to show how hip he was, awkwardly blurted out, "Slap my hand, black soul man!"

The Expendable said...

"So... umm... do you want to... umm... come back to my place and work on your putz?"

The Expendable said...

Apparent, M'chelle is not the only one that he enjoys fisting...

Dr. Doom said...

Caddy: "Very good sir, another hole in twelve... so mark it as par then?"
Mr. Obama: "No mark it down - just make sure Biden does the adding when we get to the 19th hole..."

Dr. Doom said...

"I think you sliced that one clean into Aisle 15 Bob... if ya know what I mean," chortled the President.

Dr. Doom said...

Everyone was having a good time until the unfortunate incident with the ball washer on Tee 13...

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey when did Matthews get a job as the ball washer on tee 13," asked the President, "Not that I'm complaining or anything..."

Mr Hankey said...

There goes the neighborhood!

Mr Hankey said...

Whatever happened to Dumb Donald, Mushmoith, and Weird Harold?

Carpe Phlogiston said...


Dear Ann Landers,
When I see blacks or wiggers doing the knuckle-dragger's klunk it reminds me of mountain gorillas. My teacher says I'm racist to reverse anthropomorphize and claims this greeting was invented by lemurs as a way to limit the spread of STD's and ebola. Is that true? -- Ralphie

-OR-

Wait just a gall-danged minute, Barack! A seventh hole-in-one?! You stinking shyster! You dismssed what I spotted hovering over 14's cup as "just a well-hung male hummingbird" but that was a drone with balls!

-OR-

Obamalama's Bucket List #71
✓ Swapping cash for smack right under the nose of my Secret Service detail.

Anonymous said...

Isle of Man

Dr. Doom said...

"Danged if I can find it," complained the President, "Have General Smith pull the drone off Boehner and come find my ball..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey guys, sorry, I'm going to have to cut this short," opined the President, "I'm late for my next vacation..."

Anonymous said...

The Real Dim Shady: "Pretender to the Throne, I still like you inspite of the fact that you know nothing of my work."

The Real Slim Caddie: "What's there to know? You shank everything with dimples on the back nine?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Play that, um, uh, funky, um uh uh um, that funky music, um uh white boy."

Kaptain Krude said...

"We're going to catch those bastards in ISIS. Now watch this drive!"

The media, strangely, is quiet.

Mr Hankey said...

Yeah, I got my clubs "shopping" in Ferguson too!!!

Steve O said...

And then I said, "Well, that depends on what the definition of 'ISIS' is!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We've replaced Obamalama's favorite Martha's Vineyard golf course with an exact duplicate in a remote English gulag for dangerous social misfits. Let's see how long it takes him to respond to his new moniker... Number 91.
ORA The Prisoner