Wednesday, September 24, 2014

And Now, Something for the Ladies



1. An now, a very special episode of Dirty Jobs, directed by Ang Lee.
2. Andrew Sullivan's bridesmaids pose with their souvenir "power tools."
3. Chippendale's were never the same after the Obama Administration's revised hiring standards.
4. The Village People had to do some rework to meet the next generation's fetish expectations.
5. They may not look like much, but put on "Call Me, Maybe" and their flawless choreography will blow your mind.

Best of dadoctah
"And now a late-breaking report from Sumo Eyewitness News!"

Best of Submariner
AOM's throwing a party, eh?

Best of GregMan
After Dirty Jobs moved to it's new studio on Folsom Street, it was never the same again.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ferndale Senior High Audio Visual Club's 10th Year Reunion and Wilberforce is still upset at the jocks for laughing at their letterman diapers.

Best of jimmy
Will CNN ever regain a shred of credibility?
Depends.

Best of mega
Once "children can stay on your policy until they're 26" had taken hold, it was only a matter of time...

Best of mega
On the upside, none of these men is likely to participate in Rape Culture.

Best of Kaptain Krude
The John Edwards is Good Fan Club poses for publicity photos.

Best of Dr. Doom
Meet the Secret Service Detail for the President's last visit to Man Country...

27 comments:

dadoctah said...

"And now a late-breaking report from Sumo Eyewitness News!"

Submariner said...

After Tim lost a bet to her, Heidi's direction of the next "Tool Time" met with mixed reviews...

Submariner said...

AOM's throwing a party, eh?

GregMan said...

After Dirty Jobs moved to it's new studio on Folsom Street, it was never the same again.

GregMan said...

So when did the Safe Schools Czar take over the production of workplace safety training videos?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CAMOUFLAGE = FAIL
Gigantor's Thawtbubble: What pea-brain thought we could sneak into that child care center to prove reports of abuse?
Couric!
Oh, well that explains it.

-OR-

Thanks to Party Bear videographers, Bawney Fwank's annual Sissy Baby Fetish Bash will be available on video tape for a nominal fee. Precious moments you'll want to watch over and over in the privacy of your own crib!

-OR-

Ferndale Senior High Audio Visual Club's 10th Year Reunion and Wilberforce is still upset at the jocks for laughing at their letterman diapers.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, you on the right! You look like an idiot without a hat on!"

The Expendable said...

Elect, Bizar, Mike, Hyde, Nite, and Ast: the Rowe boys form their own band of superheros. Their costumes allowed great freedom of movement and eliminated the need for bathroom breaks, but did little to conceal their true identities.

jimmy said...

Will CNN ever regain a shred of credibility?

Depends.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Subby- (Homer Simpson voice.... "Mmmmmmmmmm Heidi.")
The director had problems when she was on the set.. even the coiled hoses and electrical cords were being rushed to the hospital ER suffering priapism.
I believe she put the ho in Wilson's "Heidi Ho Good Neighbor" phrase.
"Mmmmmmmmmm Heidi."

curly said...

During the production of Obama’s biography, an inordinate amount of time was spent filming at Chicago's Man’s Country.

Submariner said...

@Carpe - do me a favor before you visit the hospital and please make sure you tell Sweety that the drool and phrase involving a certain "Heidi" issuing from your pie-hole are solely your responsibility. (I don't feel like sharing a room with you.) Thanks.

mega said...

No matter how old Democrats get, they just never really grow up, do they?

mega said...

Once "children can stay on your policy until they're 26" had taken hold, it was only a matter of time...

mega said...

Removing the rest room enabled airlines to save another $3.26 per flight !

mega said...

The video cameras just really take away from the seriousness of this composition.

mega said...

Walking Dead has really jumped the shark.

mega said...

On the upside, none of these men is likely to participate in Rape Culture.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Subby - no worries, the cast iron skillet skull dings from the Heidi years healed long ago. I love the shocked reactions from phrenologists to all the dents.
As I enter the frail, increasingly senile phase of life, the ER docs are amazed at how fast rib bruises heal each time she notices my *cough* "Pavlovian response" *cough* to scantily-attired and bikini-clad young (l)asses.
I thought an appeal to her sense of frugality might save me but this clever yet perhaps not-well-thought-out defense -- "at least there's no need for costly Viagra, hon" falls on deaf ears. Fortunately, our new Obamalamacare policy offers an ER co-pay plus frequent ambulance miles if I remember to speak spanish.

Kaptain Krude said...

The John Edwards is Good Fan Club poses for publicity photos.

Dr. Doom said...

@CP #priapism - OUCH cut that out dude... actually it is not often I am sent scurrying for a dictionary...

Dr. Doom said...

Meet the Secret Service Detail for the President's last visit to Man Country...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This picture creeped Sweetie out. She said no matter where she stood in the room, the diapers kept following her.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Google's new "THEM-Glass for feminists"® were only supposed to identify Peter Pans, but women report that they don't seem to work.

Kaptain Krude said...

The media's conception of what a NFL team should really look like.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It took the Accounts Payable office months to determine why a Chinese laundry billed CNN for 6 bedsheets that had to be burned.



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Dr. Doom said...

@CP - stop it - stop it now - My Brain Hurts