Monday, September 15, 2014
Meanwhile, Back in the Oval Orifice
1. "So I see little Timmy is a pillow-biter. We should send him over to Senator Reid's office."
2. "Yeah, most kids have that reaction when they find out the Safe School Czar is going to babysit."
3/ Timmy's OCD went nuts when he saw all the cigarette burns and ring stains on the SCOAMF's desk.
4. Timmy thoughtbubble: "Did that idiot really just say 'The Islamic State is not Islamic.' What a f--kin' moron."
5. "Why yes, Malia was sitting there earlier and she was menstruating!"
Best of Best of
The blind boy is king in room full of aspies
Best of Submariner
SCOAMF thawt bubble: "That hideous red, white and blue thing has GOT to go! I wonder if she has a nice red dress with crescent moons? Yeah, THAT would be more fitting..."
Best of The Expendable
Principal Obama: We're ... umm... a progressive school system. We... umm... don't want to see anybody... umm... left behind. Is there a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?
Mrs. Gump: He's on vacation
Best of jimmy
PrezBO: "Oh, him? Yeah, I know I ought to force him to stop pouting and go home, but what would YOU do if you got fired from Meet The Press so publicly?"
Best of chronos the wonder pig
kid: "After eating M'Chels school lunches, this couch is heaven....
Best of Mr Hankey
I'll fix the boy. After all, I taught Adian Petersen everything he knows.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yeah, so just ignore him. He just wants attention. Just ignore him, and he'll eventually go away. I know he says he's the President, but really, do you really believe him? Does he seem like a President to you? No? I didn't think so, either."
Best of USMC2841
Oh don't worry about little Jack. He just found out how much he owes to pay off the debt.
Best of curly
"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Queefs or farts?' for $200.00."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Agent, through gritted teeth: "Droit du seigneur? Are you fking kidding me?!"
Best of Mr Hankey
Wendy Davis campaign poster - "If I Hadn't Aborted" won her a Nobel Peace Prize
Best of Dr. Doom
Little Billy is overcome by intense waves of ennui emanating from the President. Instantly the four year old grasps the inner workings of Obama Administration foreign policy...