Monday, September 15, 2014

Meanwhile, Back in the Oval Orifice


1. "So I see little Timmy is a pillow-biter. We should send him over to Senator Reid's office."

2. "Yeah, most kids have that reaction when they find out the Safe School Czar is going to babysit."

3/ Timmy's OCD went nuts when he saw all the cigarette burns and ring stains on the SCOAMF's desk.

4. Timmy thoughtbubble: "Did that idiot really just say 'The Islamic State is not Islamic.' What a f--kin' moron."

5. "Why yes, Malia was sitting there earlier and she was menstruating!"

Best of Best of
The blind boy is king in room full of aspies

Best of Submariner
SCOAMF thawt bubble: "That hideous red, white and blue thing has GOT to go! I wonder if she has a nice red dress with crescent moons? Yeah, THAT would be more fitting..."

Best of The Expendable
Principal Obama: We're ... umm... a progressive school system. We... umm... don't want to see anybody... umm... left behind. Is there a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?
Mrs. Gump: He's on vacation

Best of jimmy
PrezBO: "Oh, him? Yeah, I know I ought to force him to stop pouting and go home, but what would YOU do if you got fired from Meet The Press so publicly?"

Best of chronos the wonder pig
kid: "After eating M'Chels school lunches, this couch is heaven....

Best of Mr Hankey
I'll fix the boy. After all, I taught Adian Petersen everything he knows.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Yeah, so just ignore him. He just wants attention. Just ignore him, and he'll eventually go away. I know he says he's the President, but really, do you really believe him? Does he seem like a President to you? No? I didn't think so, either."

Best of USMC2841
Oh don't worry about little Jack. He just found out how much he owes to pay off the debt.

Best of curly
"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Queefs or farts?' for $200.00."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Agent, through gritted teeth: "Droit du seigneur? Are you fking kidding me?!"

Best of Mr Hankey
Wendy Davis campaign poster - "If I Hadn't Aborted" won her a Nobel Peace Prize

Best of Dr. Doom
Little Billy is overcome by intense waves of ennui emanating from the President. Instantly the four year old grasps the inner workings of Obama Administration foreign policy...

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

BARNS? The Oval Office has paintings of BARNS?

Has SCOAMF ever seen a real barn?

Anonymous said...

Are there no plants in the Oval Office because its occupant is in a vegetative state?

Anonymous said...

The blind boy is king in room full of aspies

Anonymous said...

Don't ask where the red splotches on her dress came from.

Anonymous said...

Always bring a sacrificial offering to an audience with his homoliness

Submariner said...

SCOAMF thawt bubble: "That hideous red, white and blue thing has GOT to go! I wonder if she has a nice red dress with crescent moons? Yeah, THAT would be more fitting..."

Submariner said...

SCOAMF thawt bubble: "May need to make a hasty retreat if we start talking issues. Is that a door to the left? I think it is. Maybe. Dammit, they're SO confusing in this house..."

The Expendable said...

"Umm... think nothing of it, Mrs. White. Why... umm... M'chelle has been known to... umm... munch a carpet now and then."

The Expendable said...

"Don't worry about it, Mrs. White. Little Timmy's just... umm... bored. Why, I find myself bored quite often, and when I get bored... umm... I doodle. Denis, why don't you... umm... go get that old 'We the People' doodlin' paper of mine and some... umm... crayons for Timmy."

The Expendable said...

"So... umm... Mrs. White, maybe Mr. White and... umm... young Timmy would like a tour of the... umm... Rose Garden and we could... umm... take a few 'selfies'."

The Expendable said...

Principal Obama: We're ... umm... a progressive school system. We... umm... don't want to see anybody... umm... left behind. Is there a Mr. Gump, Mrs. Gump?
Mrs. Gump: He's on vacation

Steve O said...

A future taxpayer ready for what the future holds...

jimmy said...

PrezBO: "Oh, him? Yeah, I know I ought to force him to stop pouting and go home, but what would YOU do if you got fired from Meet The Press so publicly?"

chronos the wonder pig said...

kid: "After eating M'Chels school lunches, this couch is heaven....

Mr Hankey said...

I'll fix the boy. After all, I taught Adian Petersen everything he knows.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yeah, so just ignore him. He just wants attention. Just ignore him, and he'll eventually go away. I know he says he's the President, but really, do you really believe him? Does he seem like a President to you? No? I didn't think so, either."

USMC2841 said...

Oh don't worry about little Jack. He just found out how much he owes to pay off the debt.

curly said...

"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Queefs or farts?' for $200.00."

The Expendable said...

"Mr. and Mrs. White, thank you for the... umm... kind donation of your firstborn son to the... umm... Democratic Party. I'll have one of my servants... umm... take him to Senator Pelosi's office for her... umm... weekly tranfusion."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Agent, through gritted teeth: "Droit du seigneur? Are you fking kidding me?!"
Liberal apologists and talking heads are struggling to explain away Obamalama's latest illegal overreach after SCOAMF is videotaped terminating Secret Service agent for refusing to share his hot wife.

Mr Hankey said...

Wendy Davis campaign poster - "If I Hadn't Aborted" won her a Nobel Peace Prize

Dr. Doom said...

Little Billy is overcome by intense waves of ennui emanating from the President. Instantly the four year old grasps the inner workings of Obama Administration foreign policy...

kg said...

Looks like President Mom Jeans gets his suits at Man's Country. I mean Men's Whorehouse. I mean Men's Wearhouse.

Dr. Doom said...

"Jeez what an idiot", thought little Billy as he threw himself down in disgust, "Even a four year old can figure out this policy is doomed..."