Monday, September 15, 2014

Of course, of course



Threadwinner: The Expendable
Sarah Jessica Parker comes home early and finds her husband with Jennifer Aniston.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Mrs Ed wants to know what Mr Ed is doing in Barney Frank's house....

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Mr Ed wants to know what Mrs Ed is doing in Ray Bradbury's house...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard the good news about Bernie Saunders?"

Best of Best of
The expectations set by Beer for My Horses led to this inexorable showdown.

Best of curly
“Let’s go, Barack – we’ve got work to do!” The Pale Horse of the Apocalypse was anxious to get going and was tired of waiting on Obama to finish his ‘meeting’ with Reggie Love.

Best of jimmy
How the mighty have fallen: her TV and film career in tatters, Sarah Jessica Parker experiences the final insult when Matthew Broderick changes the locks on the double-wide and calls his lawyers.

17 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

Mrs Ed wants to know what Mr Ed is doing in Barney Frank's house....

chronos the wonder pig said...

Mr Ed wants to know what Mrs Ed is doing in Ray Bradbury's house...

dadoctah said...

Usually with an election this close it's the horse's asses that go door-to-door.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Excuse me, sir, but have you heard the good news about Bernie Saunders?"

Anonymous said...

You won't let me in to this double wide until I take off my shoes?!

Anonymous said...

The expectations set by Beer for My Horses led to this inexorable showdown.

Anonymous said...

In Obama's Amerikka, Tijuana pony presses you into showbiz

Anonymous said...

All zebras sure are pedophiles because they keep calling for foals in the middle of some TV show named "football."

The Expendable said...

Sarah Jessica Parker comes home early and finds her husband with Jennifer Aniston.

curly said...

“Let’s go, Barack – we’ve got work to do!” The Pale Horse of the Apocalypse was anxious to get going and was tired of waiting on Obama to finish his ‘meeting’ with Reggie Love.

Jay Guevara said...

Story of John Kerry's life: always on the outside looking in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bernice repressed a giggle and said, "That's okay, Henry, it happens to all guys. Go open the slider... the cavalry's here to save the day."

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Why don't those humans call it the Horsey Position?

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Brokeback Mountain III - Hell Hath No Fury Like A Jilted Horse

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DING DONG DING DONG
AVON calling!

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DING DONG DING DONG
Trick or Treat!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

YO! Fat guy stuffing pie hole with beer and pork rinds... ever heard of the Trickle Down Theory? Whatz the 95% gotta do to get some damned oats and carrots?

Dr. Doom said...

Outcall in Enumclaw is a horse of an entirely different color...

jimmy said...

Rural Jehovah's Witnesses are getting more people to open their doors by experimenting with disguises. But you don't want to know where the pamphlets are kept.

kg said...

What happens in Enumclaw stays in Enumclaw.

jimmy said...

How the mighty have fallen: her TV and film career in tatters, Sarah Jessica Parker experiences the final insult when Matthew Broderick changes the locks on the double-wide and calls his lawyers.